The SO of a friend sent him the link, and the friend forwarded it to me. This is one of those cases where I did literally laugh out loud. Cat owners will completely understand. Dog owners will continue to wonder why we cat owners have a cat.
Here's the link to the video. Definitely have the sound on for this.
Orkid does the climb-on-me and the kneeding thing, but not because she needs to be fed (her food is out all the time) - she just wants attention and to be pet.
And no, we don't own a baseball bat.