Say what?

Things you'll never hear:


Announcer: Michael Vick, you've just been indicted for dog fighting. Now what are you going to do?

MV: I'm going to Disneyland!


Announcer: Britney Spears, you've just lost custody of your two children. Now what are you going to do?

BS: I'm going to Disneyland!


Announcer: O.J. Simpson, you've just been indicted for a boatload of things. Now what are you going to do?

OS: I'm going to Disneyland!


Announcer: Michael Eisner, you've just [blah][blah][blah][blah]. Now what are you going to do?

ME: I'm going to Disneyland!