Sunday, February 7, 2010

too much lotion makes running difficult

Why would a man feel the need to steal 75 bottles of lotion?

1. He has really dry skin but can't afford the soothing ointment that he needs for medical reasons.

2. He was put in charge of prizes for a bridal shower and didn't know what else to do.

3. The reason is probably TMI on so many different levels and I seriously don't want to know.

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