In this case, the red meat - steak - can hurt you if someone is hitting you with it.
I don't know how one goes about thinking to use a steak to hit someone on the head. But then, weird stories seem to come out of Florida a lot.
I wonder if being hit with good steak hurts less than being hit with inexpensive steak. And would raw steak hurt less than cooked steak since it would presumably be softer?
Just don't get hit with a bone-in steak. Owwwww.