Showing posts with label The Big Bang Theory. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Big Bang Theory. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

first a tauntaun, now a wampa

OK, I've already documented the epic story of the tauntaun sleeping bag.

Well, now, the Star Wars shop has available...wait for it...a wampa rug! Yep, like a bear rug but made from a wampa instead.






I don't think it's anywhere near as cool as the tauntaun sleeping bag, but I do think it's funny. I'm just wondering why slave Leia from Jedi is laying on a rug of a wampa that appeared in Empire.







The space slug oven mitt amuses me too. That might turn a few heads at a barbeque.







And for good measure, since Howard from "The Big Bang Theory" likes to wear funky belt buckles that make me uncomfortably stare at his crotch to see what belt buckle he has from episode to episode, I think he totally needs one of these.

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

soft kitty song

How about a nice happy song for today, and funny interspersed as well?



Sunday, January 11, 2009

"The Big Bang Theory" - December 8, 2008 and December 15, 2008 episodes

December 8, 2008 episode

Sheldon says he keeps hearing a tone in his ears, so Stephanie agrees to examine him, but she can't find anything wrong with him. Sheldon later confronts Leonard to say that now that Leonard has a live-in girlfriend, a particular addendum to their roommate contract is now being enacted, but all the while, Leonard denies that he has a live-in girlfriend.

Penny wanders over in her nightgown to get some coffee, and Stephanie wants to know who this woman is who feels comfortable enough to do that, especially since Leonard has never mentioned her before. Uh oh. After Stephanie leaves for work, Leonard is still denying that Stephanie is living there, so Penny goes into his room with him and finds Stephanie's stuff (clothes, slippers, candles, bed sheets) everywhere, even having moved some of Leonard's stuff to put her stuff there.

At work the next day, Howard can't understand why Leonard would settle for having just one girlfriend rather than being able to have any girl he wants like Howard - that is, any girl that would be willing to have Howard. Yeah, dude, you're a stud.

Meanwhile, Sheldon is still pestering Stephanie and has shown up at the hospital, having already further examined himself, and he wants Stephanie to authorize a number of further tests, which she refuses.

Penny encounters Leonard in the laundry room, and Leonard says he needs to wash some pants so asks Penny if he can borrow some of her fabric softener. She says yes, and he dumps the entire contents in, which prompts Penny to ask "What are you washing, a crocodile?" Leonard explains that Stephanie bought him some pants that are really itchy, so he's hoping washing them will make them better. Penny then cautions that those pants aren't supposed to be machine washed and could be ruined if they are, which Leonard decides to pretend to not hear and turns on the washing machine.

Leonard admits to Penny that he's not very happy about the fact that he and Stephanie are de facto living together, that it all seems too fast for him. Penny encourages Leonard to talk to Stephanie about his feelings, which Leonard says he will. (I was sitting there hoping Leonard wouldn't tell Stephanie that he's talking to her because Penny suggested it - I've been in a similiar situation like that on the "Penny" side, and my friend "Leonard" was an idiot for telling "Stephanie" that his call was prompted by my suggestion. Ugh.)

Meanwhile, back at the apartment, Stephanie tells Sheldon that he has an inflamed larynx and that he needs to stop talking completely. She's totally making that up just so Sheldon will stop bothering her, but Sheldon buys it completely. Sheldon is going back to his room as Leonard walks in, and Stephanie tells Leonard that she just performed a Sheldonectomy.

Leonard starts trying to talk to Stephanie, but things don't work out. He returns to the laundry room, and Penny looks at him saying that didn't take very long, and he says they had sex instead, to which Penny just looks at her watch. He goes back up to try again - nope, sex again, although afterward, he still has his shirt on, and she has her camisole on, and they both have their watches on. She's clingy and afraid of being dumped, and he doesn't have the heart to say anything about what he really feels to her, so he gives in. And pays the price.

She's now dressing him in clothes she buys and likes, which is totally not his style. She's getting new curtains for his room and redecorating his entire room. He's finally had enough. But he takes the cowardly way out - he texts her to move out. But she still wants to have sex, so I guess all is ok.

Sheldon still can't talk, so instead, he uses a voice synthesizer on his laptop to do his talking for him. He goes over to Penny's, knocking on the door and using the laptop to call her name. When she answers, he asks if she has any herbal tea, which she says she does and goes to get some. He then says he'd like a little hiney as well, to which she turns around and stares at him. He then fixes his typo - he was really asking for "honey".


December 15, 2008 episode

At work during lunch, the boys are having a discussion about how Superman cleans his outfit. Sheldon then goes on about Kryptonian condiments. There's a new guy named Dave Underhill who has received some amazing grant, and Leonard is just falling over himself.

Later at home, they're playing Wii bowling, and they're all wearing bowling shirts, but Sheldon even goes as far as to chalk his hands.

They're talking about Christmas, and Sheldon explains the development of Pagan traditions into Christmas, but he's completely thrown when Penny says she got both Sheldon and Leonard a gift, and Sheldon says that he's now obligated to buy Penny a gift as well. There ensues a discussion about who is going to be saddled with taking Sheldon to the mall. Why didn't they use "rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock" to decide? Maybe they'll have a "non-all-Spock" outcome by now.

Leonard was out with Dave and hurt himself on Dave's motorcycle, so when Dave is taking Leonard back to his apartment, he ends up meeting Penny. Later, Dave is supposed to have a meeting with Leonard, but Dave blows him off to have a date with Penny instead.

Howard and Raj have both taken Sheldon to the mall, where they're in a "Bath & Body Works" kind of place, and Sheldon is trying to figure out what kind and size to get because he doesn't know what Penny got him, so he doesn't know what a reciprocal gift would be. Sheldon ends up admitting that he's afraid of bears - guess he wouldn't be very happy with Gloomy. Sheldon's solution is to buy a bunch of different sizes of gift baskets, which Howard and Raj help him carry into the apartment and room. He figures that once he sees what Penny has given him, he will excuse himself to his room and pick out the one that most appropriately matches the worth of what Penny got him and then he'll just return the rest.

Leonard goes over to see Penny, who is depressed and mad. It turns out that Dave is married, and Penny says that one should delete the pictures of their naked wife from their celphone before trying to take pictures of their naked girlfriend. Of course, Leonard picks up on the fact that Penny was naked, not that Dave is married.

Penny then comes over to the apartment with the guys' gifts. She gives Sheldon his present first - which Sheldon is stunned to discover is a napkin signed by Leonard Nimoy, and he's even more shocked when Penny says it's a little dirty because Nimoy used it. Sheldon comes to an amazing realization - "All I need is a healthy ovum, and I can grow my own Leonard Nimoy." Ummm, yeah, Sheldon, it's not a chia pet. Penny then says that she's only giving him the napkin. I didn't get the implication, but the husband did, that she's not giving him the ovum as well. Sheldon is about to cry, and the facial expressions during this whole segment on Penny and Sheldon were just priceless. Sheldon then excuses himself to his room.

Penny gives Leonard his gift - which is motorcycle lessons, because of his mishap with Dave's motorcycle. Leonard gives Penny her gift - which is a science set for kids, because Penny had pretended to Dave that she was totally into science.

Sheldon comes out of his bedroom and brings every single gift he bought. (I *knew* that was what he was going to do.) Penny is shocked, and Sheldon says yes, he knows it's still not enough, so he gives Penny a hug instead, which amazes her, but which she's happy about.

My only question was - after the previous week's episode about Stephanie, why was there zero mention of her at all in this episode? Are she and Leonard totally kaput? He didn't want to break up with her, just have her move out. Guess we'll see.

Saturday, December 6, 2008

"The Big Bang Theory" - November 24, 2008 episode

Sheldon runs into Penny at the mailbox, and his attempts at "hip" sayings and small-talk delivered deadpan completely discombobulate her. He tells her that Stephanie is the only woman Leonard has dated that Sheldon likes, and he wants this to work out, so he wants Penny to stay away so that Stephanie doesn't perceive her as a threat. And can I just say that I find "peace out" to be a really weird goodbye unless it's done in the right context anyway, so it was really weird and funny for Sheldon to use it.

Leonard and Stephanie are supposed to be having a nice quiet romantic dinner at his apartment, but Sheldon has joined them because he doesn't want Leonard to mess things up. Sheldon is particularly happy with Stephanie because he wants her to be McCoy in their "Star Trek" group.

Leonard and Stephanie are at the movies when Sheldon comes in and interrupts. He makes a comment about Leonard's cryptic invitation, and when Leonard asks him to elaborate, Sheldon says the note Leonard left said "going to the movies" but didn't indicate which movie at what time at which theatre, and Sheldon said he had to go through Leonard's history on his web browser on his computer to figure it out, to which Leonoard looks at him kind of scared. Sheldon then goes around to various seats making weird noises to find the best acoustic seats - only to discover that Leonard and Stephanie are right in them. It was funny to watch the other people in the theatre stare at Sheldon as he made his weird noises. I don't even know what I'd think if I were to encounter him, but I'd certainly never agree to go to a movie with him if I knew that he did that sort of thing.

Of course, Sheldon has no idea that his efforts to "help" are actually setting up obstacles that Stephanie and Leonard have to overcome.

Sheldon goes to Penny's to ask her what went wrong with her relationship with Leonard so that he can be sure Leonard doesn't do that with Stephanie. Penny proceeds to tell him a story - which is actually the plot of "The Lake House" - which Sheldon says Penny forced him to watch. Later on, Sheldon apologizes for asking inappropriate questions of her and tries to start again - but when he asks about her menstrual cycle, she shuts the door in his face.

I did think it was funny but hadn't noticed before that Sheldon does the " Penny" (or Leonard, if he's knocking on Leonard's bedroom door) thing three times. One of the times he tried to do that, she opened the door after the second round, so he had to still complete the last cycle, quietly and as she was staring at him.

Sheldon is again interrupting a dinner between Leonard and Stephanie, and Sheldon tries to make Leonard appear to be a big strong man by having Leonard open a jar of something for him, but Leonard can't and ends up breaking the glass and cutting himself, and they all go to the hospital so Stephanie can stitch him up. Stephanie tells him that she doesn't mind that he cried, even though he denies crying.

Leonard has an account on Facebook, and he discovers that Sheldon has hacked into his account and changed his status to "taken". Leonard thinks that might be too fast and worries about what Stephanie thinks, until the others show him that Stephanie has also changed her status - to indicate that she's now dating Leonard.

Saturday, November 29, 2008

"The Big Bang Theory" - November 17, 2008 episode

Raj and Sheldon are having a disagreement about what to watch. Raj wants to watch an episode of "Deep Space Nine" and Sheldon wants to watch "Saturn 3", so they debate the merits of each. Leonard tries to be funny and suggests that they watch "Babylon 5" instead as a compromise. Sheldon, not surprisingly, doesn't get the joke.


Tangential rambling: I've never seen "Saturn 3", but as I recall, it's one of those cult movies that are really bad but that some people really like. As far as whether or not "Deep Space Nine" is better, well, it all really depends on the episode. If it's any of the episodes where Sisko is seriously neutered because they were so frickin' terrified that Avery Brooks would lapse into Hawk, then I'll pass. Sisko was much less commanding and forceful than he needed to be considering the issues he had to deal with. Cardassian ship is chasing a Bajoran ship in Bajoran space - you think you might want to have a little passion about that? But as far as "Babylon 5", I never watched it at the time and heard all kinds of good things about it, so I gave it a try a couple years ago. It was awful. Maybe it was because it was the pilot and first couple episodes, but the dialogue was atrocious. I hear it got better as the show progressed, especially when Bruce Boxleitner took over as captain, but I couldn't hang in that long.

If they wanted a real compromise, they really needed to watch something with "six" in the title (since six is right in the middle between nine and three). I couldn't really think of anything science fiction that had six in it (maybe the writers couldn't either), but I did come up with "DeepStar Six", which I think I've vaguely heard of but don't know anything about.

When I was originally thinking of "six" movies, I thought about a movie we saw some time ago (which I generally liked), but I was wrong about the title, since it's actually called "Deep Blue Sea". It's about experiments on sharks that end up making them smart, but the husband objected when the shark swam backwards. I'd love to hear Sheldon's running commentary as he's forced to watch this movie!


Sheldon then explains that he's come up with a modified version of "rock paper scissors", adding "lizard" and "Spock" to the list, and then he goes through a whole explanation of how the two new elements fit into the equation with each existing item. They decide to use this new method to decide what to watch. Unfortunately, both Raj and Sheldon throw "Spock", so no resolution is reached.


Tangential rambling: I didn't quite catch Sheldon's whole explanation of who wins against what, and while the gesture for "Spock" is pretty obvious, I couldn't remember what the gesture was for "lizard", so a friend had to remind me. OK, so funniest damn thing, right? But, it turns out that the writers of the show didn't actually invent this new variation. Apparently [sic], Sam Kass came up with it back in 2005. Here's a YouTube clip of that segment of the show with the explanation.





I'm still not getting how paper defeats Spock though.

So the other funny thing is that for no reason I can remember, the husband and I have been regularly doing "paper rock scissors" just for the hell of it - we're not trying to break a disagreement or use it as a decider of anything - it's just to see what happens. We've been doing this for a few months now, at least, so it was funny when it appeared on the show. And in the days to follow after the show, we played the game again for the first time - and wouldn't you know, we both threw "Spock". You know that whole thing Sheldon says in the show about how when people know each other well enough, they're going to usually tie playing this game? Totally true. One of the frustrations is that often, we do end up in a tie, even with going through three rounds. Sure, I don't like to lose, but I hate repeated ties even more. It's so anti-climactic. The next couple times we played the game after the show ended, I think we tied with either "Spock" or "lizard". I think it took a few more rounds of playing before one of us won. I think it might have been the husband.


Howard comes in with some sort of eyepatch gimmick and a plan to insult women that he thinks is going to work in getting ladies. When Penny later comes in, and he tries the new method on her, she goes up to him and snaps his eyepatch.


Tangential rambling: I'm usually not very good about knowing what's about to happen in a show even though it might be telegraphed, but this time, I knew she was going to snap his eyepatch. That was awesome! As far as the "backhanded compliment that's really an insult" method - does that really work? It wouldn't work on me or anyone that I know.


The next dilemma is that "The Clone Wars" series is on TV, but Sheldon hasn't seen the movie yet, so he is resistant to watching the series before having seen the movie. I liked the movie and would be watching the series if I had cable, so I disagree with the sentiment, but Sheldon's line was still classic: "I prefer to let George Lucas disappoint me in the order he intended."


Tangential rambling: I really liked the movie. Yeah, the styling was a bit different, but that didn't bother me at all. But I totally agree with Sheldon's sentiment about needing to watch them in order. But then, I didn't see any of the episodes that ran on TV before the movie, so I guess that kind of blows away my theory. But, George now thinks that you should watch all six "Star Wars" movies in order of the internal chronology. Sorry, George, you're wrong. They need to be seen IV, V, VI, I, II, III. You so lose the impact of the revelation of Vader being Luke's father otherwise. And it's heartbreaking to see Anakin and know and watch him become Vader. Yeah, I know, a lot of people don't like I, II and III. There are elements I don't like, but overall, I like the story arc, so save the negative comments, ok? I've heard 'em before and they have no bearing on what I think of the movies.


The next debate involves whether "Star Trek: The Motion Picture" (STI) or "Star Trek V: The Final Frontier" (STV) is a worse film. In the middle of the argument, Leonard gets a phone call from Howard, and Leonard says they have to go immediately because Howard has called a DefCon 5. Sheldon says that means everything is just fine, and if something was wrong, Howard would have called a DefCon 1, so then they all debate whether 1 or 5 is the emergency number.


Tangential rambling: I had to stop and think about this for quite some time. Is STI or STV a worse film? Wow, that's a *great* question. I didn't see STI in theatres. I saw it on TV. And it was boring and awful. Nothing happened. And then the revelation of what V-ger was? Oh.my.frickin'.goodness. How incredibly lame. But then, you have the equal lameness of the Search for God, as we called STV. We figured they couldn't actually use that title since STIII was the Search for Spock and they didn't want to repeat an element of the title. I have my own personal hellish experience which accounts for why I think STV is worse (if you actually know me and want to know, ask me in person or email me), but looking at it on more of an objective level, STV has got to be the worst. For STI, at least they had the nostalgia aspect - it was the first time there was "Star Trek" after so many years, and on the big screen no less! There was also bald-headed lady who I thought was pretty cool. But what's the deciding factor in STV being worse? Four words. "Directed by William Shatner". Really, do I need to say more?

And then there's the whole defcon argument. Yeah, I have a problem with that too, because you'd think that the higher the number, the more of a problem there is. In the case of defcon, you'd be wrong. One would think that with my fascination for "WarGames", I'd have gotten all that straightened out years ago.


They all arrive at their work place and it turns out that Howard has lured someone back with him by promising to let her drive a car on Mars. And in the process, Howard has gotten the Mars rover stuck in a crater. Howard doesn't want the woman (Stephanie, who's a doctor) to know about this, so he makes up some complicated reason about what he and his colleagues have to do, and he asks Leonard to drive Stephanie home, which he agrees to, but in the car, the two of them end up totally making out.


Tangential rambling: Since Howard's original idea didn't work, it makes sense that he would use the Mars rover as a lure. The thing with Stephanie and Leonard kind of came up out of nowhere, though.


Howard, unaware of this new development, has fast forwarded into overdrive and keeps calling Stephanie to tell her about coming over to his house and his mother will be cooking dinner, and there will be lots of other family there, including family who are flying in to meet her. Meanwhile, Leonard is surreptitiously on a date with her in her apartment, and he later reveals to Penny that he feels guilty because Howard doesn't know, but Penny says he shouldn't feel guilty and is surprised and happy that he and Stephanie have already had sex.


Tangential rambling: OK, the continuous series of phone calls from Howard and the whole dinner situation getting bigger and bigger and more out of hand was just too funny. Desperate? No way! Where would you get that idea? But I will say that as much as I can understand things just happening between Leonard and Stephanie, he really needed to tell Howard. Sure, nothing was going to happen between Stephanie and Howard anyway, so it's not like she was off-limits, but dude, come on, fess up. Penny was funny though. When she asked if Leonard had had sex with Stephanie and he admitted to it, and then he asked if that made a difference, she said no - she was just being nosy! Too funny!


Leonard is at Howard's house, and when Howard answers the door, Leonard is about to tell him about Stephanie when Howard's phone rings. He says very little, but when he's done, it's obvious that Stephanie called to tell him about Leonard, and Howard turns to Leonard and says, "You're dead to me" and shuts the door on him.


Tangential rambling: Well, Leonard tried to do the right thing, but I guess Stephanie beat him to the punch. Poor Howard, I actually kind of feel sorry for him. But then, I remember that he's agreeing to be subjugated by his mother, so hey, whatever.


At some point later, Leonard is coming back to his apartment, and Howard is there but is refusing to acknowledge Leonard's existence, using Sheldon as the go-between instead. When Stephanie shows up, Howard ignores her as well, but Stephanie says it's too bad that it'll only be three of them since she brought her roommate along, at which point Howard breaks his silence and happily agrees to accompany them.


Tangential rambling: At first, I was surprised that Sheldon would go along with Howard's insistence that Leonard didn't exist, but then I realized it was a matter of Howard having set up the parameters. Sheldon was ok with that until Howard broke his own guidelines, at which point Sheldon was out.


All is not well with Howard though. He had erased all evidence that he was responsible for getting the Mars rover stuck because he didn't want to get in trouble, but it turns out that with the Rover stuck in the crater, there were some amazing discoveries made, more conclusive evidence that there was previously life on Mars, but they have no idea who was responsible for making these discoveries possible.


Tangential rambling: Ahh, poor Howard. It was a stupid accident, but it turned out to be a fateful accident, and all the undercover stuff he did to remove his fingerprints on the accident meant he could now take no credit for any discoveries that are made, even if it came from an accidental occurrence.





So I think I've mentioned previously that creator Chuck Lorre has a card at the end of each episode where he just rambles about something. They're usually pretty funny, but sometimes, they're just weird, and sometimes, they're kind of angry or even censored. He has a website where you can find all of the cards, including the ones at the end of his other show "Two and a Half Men". The card for this episode was particularly hilarious. Can I just tell you how *much* I loved the "P.S."? See, I told you so!!!!!!!!




This is a longer clip from the show which has the various uses of "rock paper scissors lizard Spock" and a few other segments I mentioned above.

Saturday, November 15, 2008

"The Big Bang Theory" - November 3, 2008 and November 10, 2008 episodes

November 3, 2008 episode

Leonard and Sheldon are talking to prospective grad school students, but even though Sheldon was very abrupt and rude to them, he ends up getting a groupie - Ramona (who looks an awful lot like a very young Anne Lockhart), who hangs on his every word. She brings dinner to his apartment, where Howard, Raj, Penny and Leonard are an audience watching them, but after a comment by Ramona, Leonard convinces everyone to leave the two of them alone.

I loved the discussion about how Sheldon would reproduce, whether it was mitosis and Sheldon would just split in two or whether Sheldon would have larvae.

When Leslie is her general rude self to Sheldon, Ramona ends up standing up for him and responding to her insults in kind. And Leslie was wearing a Domo shirt! WOW!

Sheldon gets more than he bargained for when Ramona pushes him to work on his research more, even giving up Halo night while Ramona gives him a pedicure. However, when she also won't let him "waste time" on "Battlestar Galactica" or comic books or video games and won't leave him alone, Sheldon desperately tries to get Leonard to help him, but his pleas for the Skynet clause, the Body Snatchers clause and the Godzilla clause all come to nothing since none of those situations are appropriate.

In the end, though, Sheldon makes his research breakthough, and when Ramona suggests getting co-credit, he kicks her to the curb. Sheldon then ends up with yet another groupie, and he still doesn't get it and thinks he's just getting free meals out of them.

Then, Sheldon eats so much that he splits in two! Oh, no, wait, that was just Leonard's nightmare.


November 10, 2008 episode

At the start of the episode, the boys are playing Klingon Boggle! That was really funny, even though I generally hate Boggle. Penny comes in and wants to use their TV to watch "America's Next Top Model", which ends up rivetting all the boys except for Sheldon, of course, because of all the hot model wannabees. When Howard gets Penny to confirm that they're all in a house together locally, he tries to pinpoint the location of the house with Raj's help.

Penny makes the fatal mistake of taking one of Sheldon's onion rings when he gets up for a minute, but though the boys are able to convince him to put it back, Sheldon notices that his onion rings are not all in the same place. He has a "three strikes" rule, and that's her second strike. When she refuses to move from "his seat" to prove a point, he issues her a third strike and banishes her from the apartment, setting off World War III between the two of them.

When the boys visit the restaurant that Penny works out, she refuses to take his order and tells him that he's banned from the restaurant. After Sheldon makes a fuss with the manager, Penny brings him his food but dares him to eat it, implying that she's done something to it.

Sheldon cuts off Penny's access to their WiFi, and then Penny follows Sheldon at 8:15pm on a Saturday night, which is his regular laundry time, but she's arranged for all the washers to be occupied so he's thwarted. But then he takes her laundry and hangs them up on telephone wires.

To put an end to the war, Leonard offers up Sheldon's cryptonite, which Penny is reluctant at first to use. Sheldon then gets a phone call from his mother, who berates him for what he's done, and he's forced to take down her laundry and apologize to her, ending the war. The last scene between them was killer!

Howard and Raj end up finding the house that the models are in and pose as cable repairmen to get in. Umm, ok, what the heck is Raj going to do since he can't talk to any of them? The husband pointed out a problem with this particular sub-storyline in that if the show is not done in real time, they wouldn't still be in the house. I don't watch the show, so I don't know if they're like "Survivor", when it's all done or at least mostly done by the time the show is aired, or whether it's like "Big Brother", which is done only a couple days ahead of time at most.

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

"The Big Bang Theory" - October 20, 2008 episode

Leonard arrives home exhausted in the morning, and Sheldon comes out to tell him that they have to go return his Star Wars sheets because he doesn't like how Darth Vader is staring at him. Leonard says that he's just gotten home, and he had told Sheldon that he'd be working nights for a few weeks because it's the only time he has access to certain equipment for his experiments, and since Sheldon doesn't drive and refuses to take the bus (since they won't let him use the bungee cord strap he devised as a make-shift seatbelt), Leonard had told him to arrange another way to get to work, but Sheldon had neglected to do so. Sheldon then knocks on Penny's door and invokes the "favor" clause of their friendship. (Oh, and for equal time, later in the show, Sheldon makes a comment that he likes the blue like Luke Skywalker's lightsabre. And then it's even funnier when he says the blue before it was digitally enhanced. Geek!)

Penny is driving Sheldon, but along the way, he is babbling incessantly, whether it's about the lit "check engine light" on her car that she's been ignoring for a month, the route that she decides to take that's different from Leonard's and that contains multiple speed bumps, that she doesn't want to play brain teaser games involving the elements with him, that her drinking coffee while driving is a distraction, and such. It was funny to watch her take the speed bumps at full speed and his reaction to that, even though in real life, it bugs me to no end when people don't slow down at speed bumps because I find it incredibly painful to ride in a car doing that. He infuriates her so much that she pulls over and orders him out of her car, leaving him on the sidewalk.

At the end of the day, Sheldon expects Leonard to drive him home, but Leonard says he just got to work and Sheldon needs to find another way. Sheldon knows he can't ask Penny again, so he coerces Howard into driving him, but Howard drives a scooter, so with both of them on it, hilarity and panic and terror ensue. Next, it's shown that Howard also left Sheldon on the side of the curb, and Raj is now the one driving Sheldon, but meanwhile, Sheldon says he has to stop at the comic book store and Souplantation and he still has to return his sheets, which does not appear to have happened since Sheldon is later seen asking Penny if she'll take him to return the sheets, but she slams the door in his face.

The next morning, when Sheldon comes out of his room, the entire gang is sitting there, and they stage an intervention - they've already made an appointment for Sheldon at the DMV to get his learner's permit because they just can't deal with him not driving anymore. Penny drives Sheldon and Howard ends up tagging along. Penny later expresses surprise that Sheldon didn't get his license as a teenager like everyone else, and Sheldon has this long-ass explanation for some thesis thing he was doing instead. Very impressive on pulling it off on the part of the actor! No, I have no idea what he said or what any of it meant. When Sheldon is given his test questions, he starts arguing about the questions with the woman at the counter, and she eventually gets so fed up with him that she approves his learner's permit just to get rid of him.

Howard hooks up some kind of high-tech driving simulator that was previously used by the military (it's really impressive!) so that Sheldon can practice. Sheldon makes a production of putting on his imaginary seat belt and when he expresses concern about whether the vehicle has air bags, Penny says she'll just hit him with a pillow if need be. Good quick delivery on that line. Sheldon tries the simulator but is completely unable to grasp how to handle driving, and from the noises made by Leonard and Howard and Penny, not to mention the screams and crashes coming from the simulator, he is apparently plowing through people and things equally. There is a final crash at the end, after which Penny hits him in the face with the pillow. The move in and of itself was hilarious, but it was even funnier because Sheldon and Penny were both fighting back laughter, but Penny especially looked like she was about to burst out laughing.

The next day, Sheldon is still trying to master the simulator, but he is failing miserably, and he is unable to quite explain to Leonard how he ended up driving through the second floor of the Glendale Galleria. He finally gives up out of frustration, but when Leonard questions him, Sheldon says he never quits anything but that he is too evolved to drive.

Howard, Raj and Leonard see Sheldon coming out of his office in a robe, and Leonard explains that Sheldon just decided to sleep at the lab while Leonard is doing his experiments so Sheldon wouldn't have to figure out how to get to and from work. When it's pointed out that Leonard's experiments ended a week ago, Leonard just smiles and confirms that they did end the previous week.

The very end of the show is a bit weird, with two cleaning women finding mysterious clues and being very frightened about what they might find, when a robe-clad Sheldon is seen at the soda machine, and he's got a sort of hood on, which makes him look mysterious in the dim light, kind of like Batman or the phantom of the opera. He takes off, with his robe fluttering behind him like a cape.

Ummm, ok...


And can I just say, I know exactly how irritating it is when someone always needs to bum a ride somewhere because they have no other way of getting there.

Sunday, October 19, 2008

"The Big Bang Theory" - October 13, 2008 episode

The gang, including Penny, is gathered in Leonard and Sheldon's apartment, and as Leonard is distributing the Chinese take-out, Howard is making creepy comments to Penny. "Creepy good or creepy bad?" asks Howard, and Penny just stares at him. She's really good at that and does it a lot. When he makes yet another creepy comment, she makes him sit somewhere else.

When Sheldon comes in, he uses baby wipes before eating, and when Penny innocently asks why he uses them, Leonard's and Howard's groans of protest and caution are ineffective in staving off Sheldon's diatribe about the lack of supplies at work.

Raj comes excitedly into the room with good news, but he clams up as soon as he sees Penny. Penny decides to go back to her apartment to eat, and after she leaves, Raj is able to tell the guys that he has been picked to be on People Magazine's list of 30 people under 30 to watch, a list that includes Ellen Page. When the guys question the validity of his inclusion on the list, Raj says he doesn't figure Ellen Page's friends are giving her a hard time.

The next day, Leonard and Howard go into Sheldon's office to say they need to go see Raj and tell him how happy they are for him. When Sheldon doesn't understand why he needs to apologize for his behaviour the previous night, Howard says "You were a colossal asshat". I've never heard "asshat" used on TV before, just on the radio, so that was funny. Leonard tries to get Sheldon to smile so that his congratulations will seem more genuine, but Sheldon's attempts are just too frickin' funny, and sometimes even frightening, prompting Leonard to say that they're not trying to kill Batman, making a Joker reference.

While they're in Raj's office, a higher-up comes in and congratulates Raj, especially with all the publicity they're getting, and he even offers him a bigger better office and lunch in an exclusive restaurant.

Later that night at dinner (presumably at the fake Cheesecake Factory since Penny is working there, but it looks different than every other time they've been there), Raj is bragging about his lunch and that he now has an assistant (or lackey, as he calls him, although he mentions that someone like that would normally be called an unmentionable), and he also mentions that People is having a reception and he has managed to get them invites to the reception (though not VIP invites since they're just Ps), but they're fed up with his bragging so they all decline to go. When Penny hears about it, she accepts Raj's invitation to go with her (he's already a bit inebriated, so he can talk to her), and she also chastises them for not going. Raj says that it took Leonard a year to get a date with Penny whereas he just did it, so he wonders why it took Leonard so long. With that, the others leave, leaving Raj at the table by himself. He leans over to someone at the bar and announces that he's going to be in People Magazine. We only see the person's back, but I knew it was going to be someone we know, since that made sense for the setup, and when the guy turns around, he says, "Call me when you're on the cover", and it's Charlie Sheen! That was funny because he's on "Two and a Half Men", another show by the same creator of this show.

When Raj comes to pick up Penny, he's already drunk from the alcohol in the limo, a concept and a word that seemed to really tickle him. He's also a bit obnoxious and even questions the outfit that Penny has chosen to wear.

As they're leaving, Leonard is returning with yet more Chinese take-out, and Sheldon and Howard rag on him because he's afraid that Penny will have sex with Raj that night. As Sheldon is telling the story of having a cat named Lucky who was killed, completely missing the irony of the situation, and how he instead wanted a griffin, he is pouring exhorbitant amounts of soy sauce and hot mustard into his container of food. You know, the container isn't that big - do you really need that much added condiment to it? I know, that wasn't the point, but I couldn't help noticing. As Sheldon finishes his story, he mentions building a new friend, using the animatronic technology used by Disney, but after further discussion, Leonard concludes that they really just need to make friends with Iron Man. Wow, do you think they could cram more pop references into one 22-minute episode? (There was also a reference earlier in the show to Apu of "The Simpsons", which I didn't mention.)

The next day, Raj comes to Penny's apartment and tries to slip a note under Penny's door, but she opens it, and when he thrusts the paper at her, she says that if he has anything to say, he needs to say it to her face, and he manages to literally squeak out "sorry". She forgives him and hugs him, just as Leonard opens his apartment door. Since Penny is in her robe, it appears as if Raj has spent the night and is just leaving that morning, and after Penny goes back into her apartment, Raj turns around and gives Leonard the thumbs-up, further confirming Leonard's misconception that he stayed the night. Hmmm, wonder if they'll play that misunderstanding in next week's episode.

This was a really good episode!

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

"The Big Bang Theory" - October 6, 2008 episode

Sheldon's online, multiplayer game of Conan is interrupted by Penny unsuccessfully getting in her apartment because she put her car key in the lock rather than her door key. She's depressed because she's been in L.A. for two years and has never gotten an acting role, she hasn't gotten a raise at work, she accidentally ate a fly, and the locksmith will be there when he's there to help her out. Sheldon reluctantly invites her to wait in his apartment, where he then introduces her to the Conan game.

How cute was that little calico kitty licking her melting ice cream?

Sheldon unwittingly creates a monster because Penny gets addicted to the game, playing non-stop, neglecting everything else and hounding Sheldon day and night, wherever he is when she needs help. Leonard tells him to just ask Penny to stop, but he says he has texted her and even sent a very emphatic Twitter message! All to no avail.

Sheldon even signs her up for an online dating service, but she has zero interest in the firefighter who shows up.

At one point, Penny is playing, and a stranger joins her in the game. It's Howard, who invites her to the local tavern, which Penny accepts. That's when Penny knows she's gone too far and needs to quit.

Thursday, October 2, 2008

"The Big Bang Theory" - September 29, 2008 episode

The four boys have just returned from RenFaire, but Sheldon is complaining about the many historical inaccuracies. Penny is dating again, much to Leonard's shagrin.

There's a hilarious reference to Raj having made out with an Orion slave girl at ComicCon who turned out to be a guy. I've seen a guy dressed as slave Leia, so that doesn't surprise me in the least. And Raj must have really been drunk to have been able to make out with who he thought was a girl.

Leonard tries to get back into the dating scene again, and Leslie proposes that they hook up again. She's apparently no longer into meaningless sex, so they arrange a date. She starts off conversation with asking how many children they should have, but Leonard thinks that's moving too fast. So then she asks what genetic defects he has.

At the end of the date, Leonard is seeing Leslie out of his apartment just as Penny is returning from her date with her guy, and both Leonard and Penny try to outdo the other in kissing their dates goodnight.

It was funny for them to reference a joke from last season where Sheldon explained Schrodinger's cat to Penny, and as Penny and her date were coming up the stairs, she was apparently at the tail end of explaining it to him. It was even funnier when he thought she was talking about a character from Peanuts.

Because Leonard wants privacy on his dates with Leslie, Sheldon is relegated to playing Mario Bros. on a simulator on his keyboard while sitting on the stairs since he apparently can't go to the movies or dinner by himself. Sheldon also doesn't like Leslie because he doesn't respect her work but also because she says mean things to him, like calling him "dumbass".

Sheldon finally gives in and gives his blessing on their relationship but inadvertently ends up highlighting a major difference of opinion between Leslie and Leonard on a physics point, and Leslie doesn't see how they can have a relationship that way. (It's kind of like the parents being from two different religions.)

The boys talk Sheldon into going back to RenFaire so they can see scantily-clad women, and Sheldon is dressed as Spock observing a time anomalous planet/culture.

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

"The Big Bang Theory" - September 22, 2008 episode - season premiere

This show provided some much-needed laughter tonight.

Leonard's and Penny's first date ends with Leonard reiterating all the arguments against Pinkberry serving frozen yogurt, including the non-relevance of the company name itself, all apparently predicated by Penny having some and asking Leonard if he wanted any. At the end of the date, they kiss, but Leonard notices a mounted camera following their movements, so he suggests going into Penny's apartment, but she says she wants to take things slowly, so Leonard agrees. He then goes into his own apartment to confront the voyeurs - Howard and Raj. Leonard insists that the date went well while Howard and Raj detail all the reasons that it didn't, and even Sheldon agrees that the signs don't look good.

The next day, Sheldon is in the laundry room with a too-frickin'-funny shirt-folding device (I actually poked around the net and looked for one, but everything I came up with was some kind of cardboard contraption, so I'm wondering if they just made that up.) when Penny comes in to do her non-sorted laundry, and she ends up talking to Sheldon about Leonard, much to Sheldon's dismay. Penny is worried that since she isn't a brainiac (just like French people who get PhD's in literature), that Leonard will get easily bored with her. She admits to Sheldon that she lied to Leonard about having graduated from a community college, and she then tells Sheldon to promise that he won't tell Leonard. Not being forewarned about an expectation to keep a secret sends Sheldon into a tizzy, so much so that he even attempts to tell a word-play joke on the dual meaning of the word "tick". Sheldon is apparently terrible at keeping secrets and his demeanour apparently shows it, as evidenced when he next behaves oddly around Leonard when Penny is also there. He tries to get Penny to let him off the hook, but she refuses, so he only has one recourse.

Sheldon returns to the apartment and announces to Leonard that he's moving out, rebuffing Leonard's attempts to find out why. When Raj and Howard come in and hear the news, Raj asks Leonard what he did, and Raj and Howard list a whole bunch of things which apparently make Sheldon mad, including pronouncing the "t" in "often". Sheldon says that he'll stay with friends for the time being, and the first victim is Raj, who Sheldon insults when they disagree on an Indian actress. Raj summarily dumps Sheldon at Howard's, with Howard likening Sheldon to a flaming bag of crap. Howard lets Sheldon sleep on an air mattress in his room, which Sheldon passive-aggressively complains about until Howard agrees to let him have the bed itself. It was funny when Sheldon first started complaining about the air mattress, and Howard asked if he wouldn't prefer a park bench, but Sheldon completely missed the implication and wondered how they would get a park bench into Howard's bedroom. But Sheldon apparently can't sleep and just keeps babbling about different things, including his preferred order of women who have played Catwoman, prompted by a picture/poster of Halle Berry that Howard apparently has up on his wall. Howard implores Sheldon to go to sleep, and Sheldon responds with "I'm counting Catwomen." He then proceeds to put in order his preference of the different characters in X-Men, which apparently becomes the final straw. Meanwhile, Howard's mother is scolding them for rough-housing and that if they don't stop, she won't let them have any more sleep-overs, to which Howard complains that he's 27 years old, furthering the running joke about him still living with his mother and behaving and being treated like a child.

Howard dumps Sheldon back at Leonard's but Sheldon is behaving oddly. Howard says he gave him some warm milk laced with his mother's valium, but that still didn't put Sheldon to sleep. Under the influence of the valium, Sheldon ends up telling Leonard what Penny's secret is, and Leonard is relieved to hear that he hasn't done anything wrong, but rather, that it's a hang-up of Penny's.

The next day, Leonard goes to remedy that situation. He tells Penny that Sheldon revealed her secret but only because of the valium, and he says he knows the perfect solution - and he hands her a course catalog for Pasadena City College. She asks if she needs to have some fancy degree to date him, and he continues the bashing of community colleges (which, yeah, ok, I'll admit, I'm generally on board with) by saying it's not a fancy degree, it's just a community college degree. When he backpedals and says that she doesn't have to have a degree to date him, she says that then it's ok for her to be not smart, and he says yes. Wrong answer, and she shuts the door.


The creator of the show is still doing the "do whatever you want" card right after the show ends, and this one was about women and had all kinds of funny pontifications, but my favorite was holding up Kathleen Turner in "Body Heat" as the epitome of what women should strive for. I do agree with him that it was a terrific movie, and Kathleen Turner was smokin' in it. If you haven't seen it, do yourself a favor and rent it. It's a good noir re-do.

Monday, September 1, 2008

2008 fall television season

Since today is Labor Day, that means it's September, and September means that the start of the new fall TV season is imminently upon us. Here's a run-down of the shows that I plan to be watching this year, which means, unless I get another really bad case of writer's block when it comes to TV shows, these are the shows I will be blogging about.


America's Toughest Jobs - Monday, 9pm, NBC - I really don't need another reality show to watch, but the previews for this show intrigued me enough to watch the first episode. I like that this show isn't just about made-up challenges - the challenges are actual jobs that the contestants have to do, and these aren't run-of-the-mill desk jobs. The first episode involved going out on crabbing boats and being on the water for 24 hours with very few breaks and amazing swells and lots of heavy ropes and cages to lift and sorting through crabs and just a ton of work. It definitely made me appreciate all the work that crabbers have to go through, and it made me annoyed with the people who just wouldn't do the work. I did think it was funny that the person on each team who did the best was a woman, especially since some of the guys had been smack-talking about how it was hard work and it was no place for girls to be. Yeah, dude, shut up and just do the work. They've shown previews of the other jobs/challenges that will be coming up, so I'm looking forward to seeing more.

90210 - series premiere Tuesday, Sept. 2, 8pm, CW - I loved the old "Beverly Hills 90210" show, so I'm going to give this new show a shot. I'm not sure I'm still going to be interested in high school antics, but we'll see. If nothing else, I have to see what they do with Kelly's and Donna's characters.

Kitchen Nightmares - season premiere Thursday, Sept. 4, 8pm, Fox - I have to remember not to eat while watching this show, or at least not look at the screen too closely, but I like this alternate side of Gordon Ramsay. The first episode, showing this week, is supposed to revisit some of the restaurants featured on previous shows, to see what has happened to those restaurants since the shows aired. That should be interesting to see.

Hole in the Wall - series premiere Sunday, Sept. 7, 8pm, Fox - This is the American version of the Japanese show Human Tetris. I've been looking forward to seeing this, though I'm not actually sure how long it's going to be able to retain my interest since the games will be fairly repetitive. But maybe watching people trying to contort themself without having to think too hard about the show might be a nice weekly break.

Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles - season premiere Monday, Sept. 8, 8pm, Fox - I'm definitely looking forward to seeing the new season of this show. The end of last season was quite explosive, literally, so I want to see how they explain some of the new developments.

Fringe - series premiere Tuesday, Sept. 9, 8pm, Fox - I'm not entirely sure what the show is about, and I haven't even really seen a trailer for the show, but seeing the billboards has intrigued me. I'm not particularly in the J.J. Abrams fan club, but I'm curious enough to give this show a try.

The Big Bang Theory - season premiere Monday, Sept. 22, 8pm, CBS - I'm looking forward to seeing the show this season, to see where they take the Penny/Leonard thing, and to hopefully see them build on the great start from last year. This is my only sitcom this year, so I need it to provide me with lots of laughs.

Heroes - season premiere Monday, Sept. 22, 9pm, NBC - They've already told us what to expect this year by subtitling the show "Villains", and apparently, Nikki isn't so much dead. I didn't think last season was as good as the first season, but I'm still liking the show, and the previews look great.

Knight Rider - series premiere Wednesday, Sept. 24, 8pm, NBC - I enjoyed the movie earlier this year, so I'm glad the show got picked up. Go, Justin Bruening! Looking forward to seeing this show.

Survivor: Gabon - season premiere Thursday, Sept. 25, 8pm, CBS - I've been watching the show now since the end of the first season, but I actually haven't decided whether I'm going to be watching this season. I've gotten a little tired of it, so it will probably be a matter of whether the previews interest me and if the first couple of episodes make me invested enough to keep watching. Sometimes, the people are just too stupid and aggravating to me for me to enjoy the show.

Desperate Housewives - season premiere Sunday, Sept. 28, 9pm, ABC - Since the new season continues the five-years-ahead jump that ended the last season, I'm interested in seeing what all the new developments are, especially since Edie didn't leave like I thought she had.


There are two other shows that I'm looking forward to seeing, but they won't be on for a while.

24 - Yes, the stupid writers' strike meant that last season didn't happen at all, so I have to wait until January 2009 for the new season to start, though there's supposed to be a movie in November, I think. Need to see Jack Bauer again!

Dollhouse - The show isn't currently on Fox's schedule, but it's expected to start airing probably sometime in January. The premise sounds interesting, and I like both Joss Whedon and Eliza Dushku, so I've definitely got to give the show a try.


These are the shows that I'll be watching, and here's an article that has the season/series premiere dates for all the returning and new fall TV shows so you can find the ones you're interested in.

Monday, August 25, 2008

"The Big Bang Theory" - television show - thoughts on the end of the first season

This is the second of the three shows from last season that I'm still going to write about even though the season finale was months ago.


There was a show where Howard and the boys had figured out a way to remotely control various devices in Leonard's and Sheldon's apartment via a circuitious route on the internet. I laughed when the experiment worked and the theme music from "2001" blared while the boys jumped around like the monkeys.

The main story was about a conference that wanted Sheldon and Leonard to present a paper on their findings, but Sheldon didn't want to go, so Leonard was going to go without him. Penny was in Leonard's room with him, trying to figure out what he might have that would be appropriate to wear. Penny pulled out something and asked what it was. Leonard said it was an original "Battlestar Galactica" battle suit. Oh my goodness! I think I love Leonard.

The rest of the story was ok, with some good moments, but I love the running joke from the movie "Scanners" about being able to blow up other people's heads just by thinking hard enough. I've never seen the movie, but I like the gesture - I've actually used it a couple of times since.


The next episode was centered around Penny's performance in a "Rent" showcase and how awful she was in it, but Leonard didn't want to tell her the truth and hurt her feelings. The episode started out with a discussion about the new terminator show and how could you possibly have a hot terminator. That all made me laugh, and of course they'd be watching it!

I loved the scene where they'd put the bag of chicken wholesale into the trash, and then they had to decide whether to take it back out.


The episode after that surrounded how horrible Sheldon is when he's sick and how no one wants to be around him. That was pretty funny.


The next episode was about a 15-year-old Korean genius boy (Dennis) who Sheldon felt threatened by. I loved Leonard's comment directed to Sheldon about Dennis that it was "like looking into an obnoxious little mirror".


The next episode was about a physics bowl where Sheldon was being so obnoxious and overbearing that he was kicked off the team and replaced with Leslie. Sheldon then created his own team, but he really just needed warm bodies since he was giving all the answers. In the end, Sheldon lost to Leonard.


In the next episode, Leonard thought he was buying a miniature time machine, and he talked Sheldon, Howard and Raj into chipping in money to buy the piece ($200 each), but when he got it, it turned out to be anything but a miniature - it was actually life size, and they decided to keep it in Leonard's and Sheldon's living room. There were some really funny dream sequences and interaction amongst the boys in that show.


The next episode was stellar, introducing Sheldon's hot twin (fraternal) sister Missy from Texas. I loved that she referred to him as "Shelly" and told that he had imaginary colleagues when he was little. Raj had taken part in a drug experiment that gave him the ability to speak to women, and the side effects with his arm/hand movements were really funny. Raj, Howard and Leonard all fought over Missy, so Penny rescued her, and Leonard tried to manipulate Sheldon to get the other two to back off. At one point, Howard asked why Sheldon objected to him courting Missy - "Is it cause I'm Jewish cause I'd kill a rabbi with a pork chop to be with your sister". Too frickin' funny!

The best line, though, was when Sheldon was razzing Leonard for being lactose intolerant and offered him a date with Missy if he could eat a piece of cheese, the latter part of which Missy overheard, so when she dragged Sheldon into his bedroom, she said, "and I don't even want to know why you're pimping me out for a piece of cheese".

There was a good resolution to the show as well. Leonard ended up winning the right to date Missy, but when he asked, she turned him down. Howard took a try, but he struck out as well. Raj then stepped up, but just as he was about to say something, his meds ran out, rendering him incapable of making more than just unintelligible sounds at her. Shame too, because Missy would have accepted a date with him!


The next episode centered around Leonard's birthday and how he'd never had a party before, and Penny wanted to throw him a surprise party. When Sheldon didn't want to help, she threatened to write on a mint-condition comic of his - Penny's definitely learned what makes them tick. Penny was then surprised that Sheldon wasn't getting a gift for Leonard, but when Howard coached her to tell him that gift-giving was a "non-optional social convention", Sheldon gave in. Penny ended up with the task of taking Sheldon shopping for Leonard's present, but Sheldon ended up pretty much taking over the computer store. Howard also made the ultimate sacrifice in his need to delay Leonard by chomping down on peanuts - which he was allergic to.


The last episode had Sheldon and Howard trying to learn mandarin (with a "billion new people to annoy"), with Sheldon intent on finding out if the tangerine chicken that they were getting was instead actually orange chicken, which was what he suspected. He figured if he could speak the language, then he could catch them in their scam. Hilarity ensued when he thought he was saying the right words but instead was making non-sensical comments to people.

And in the big story, Penny broke up with her boyfriend and ended up agreeing to go out with Leonard. I was a little surprised that this development happened in the first season, and I'm a little concerned about how they're going to further develop that in the second season. For this kind of thing, the chase is usually the fun, and once the chase is over, they fall into a rut. I'd hate for that to happen in this case. I'm looking forward to seeing what they do with the show in the new season though.

Sunday, March 16, 2008

"Law and Order", "Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles", "Back To You" and "The Big Bang Theory" news

"Law and Order: CI"

The detectives were called to a hotel room where a dead woman was found, a Ukrainian blonde that we had seen at the beginning of the show with her baby, and video surveillance showed that she had gotten off the elevator with a man but that another woman, dark-haired and unable to be identified, had been in the elevator with them. They found emails on the dead woman's computer that pointed to her as having been on a website for married people looking for something extra on the side. Hmmm, where have I heard of this before?

They ended up finding the man who was last with her, a married writer who was being blackmailed. He had woken up the next morning to find the girl dead, with a picture of him and the dead girl next to him. He already had a girlfriend on the side, but when she didn't show the night before, he had hooked up with one of the two women he had met at a bar. He had taken money from his wealthy wife to pay off the blackmailers, but the backstory from the guy and his girlfriend didn't quite mesh, so while he was already in jail, the girlfriend was taken in for questioning, and she showed up with her lawyer. We later found out that the girlfriend and the lawyer were in a lesbian relationship and were actually the ones involved in blackmailing married men who were cheating. After the man hung himself in jail, the detectives found out that he had met the girlfriend during a session of speed dating, and the girlfriend had already been involved in seducing and taping her sessions with married men, who were then blackmailed for their silence.

In a sting operation, the bartender at the bar purposely made an incorrect identification of the girlfriend as having been one of the two women at the bar with the guy. It turned out that the girlfriend was supposed to have blackmailed the guy, but instead, she let him fall in love with her and she developed feelings for him as well and was therefore unwilling to blackmail him. It was then revealed that her lawyer was actually the unidentified woman in the elevator and that she was the one who had killed the blonde in order to finally extort the money out of the man.


"Law and Order"

There were two drunk girls who had gone back to reclaim their car from a parking garage, but after they were refused possession of their car because of their inebriated state, one slept it off in the garage while the other wandered off and was reported missing. The detectives discovered that she was picked up by a guy in a cab, who turned out to be a pimp, and the cabbie reported that he dropped them off at a hotel that was known to be a workplace for prostitutes. Surveillance cameras showed that one of the hookers came out to pay the cabbie, so the detectives tracked down who she was and contacted her parents. They said they had previously sent her to rehab and so the detectives tracked down her former dealer, who led them to the hooker - Melinda. They also found the body of the dead girl but couldn't hold Melinda so let her go, hoping she would lead them to the dealer, who they thought had killed the girl. Sure enough, she did meet up with her dealer boyfriend and both were taken into custody. During the course of the trial, it turned out that the dealer boyfriend thought he had accidentally killed the girl after raping her, and he and Melinda, who had witnessed the rape, had both put the body in a bag. When the dealer boyfriend had gone to scout a place to dump the body, Melinda had noticed the girl in the bag moving, and she was jealous of her boyfriend's interest in the girl, so she ended up killing her after all.

There was also a side story that started during the voir dire segment about a member of the jury who became infatuated with the female ADA. That had been mentioned in the previous week's preview, so that had been the story I was interested in, but it ended up being a very small part of the show. Because the juror actually spoke to the ADA before the trial was over, she wanted to report the contact to the judge, but the male ADA didn't want her to because it would derail the trial and they'd have to start over again. So there was a bit of story about the fact that they didn't report what they should have and did that bring about the guilty verdict that was eventually revealed. However, I wouldn't have thought that one juror's improper conduct would have made a difference, especially since it had no impact on the other jurors. Sure, he would have been kicked off because he obviously showed a bias for the ADA, but there should have been two alternates, so the trial and deliberations could have continued with them. I don't think one juror's actions, given what they were, would have caused a complete mistrial.


So I've been struggling with these two shows since the beginning of the season. Sometimes the episodes were just ok, which happens, but usually, the good outweighed the bad. But this year, I've found myself less and less interested in the shows, especially with Sam Waterson's changed role on "Law and Order". I've found myself plodding through the tapes with the feeling that I was watching mostly out of loyalty and habit. I don't think that would have lasted much longer even if there wasn't much else on TV I was watching, but especially given the volume of shows I watch, I really don't have the time, inclination or interest to keep watching two shows that I have to almost force myself to watch. I noticed that Kelly Giddish, who I know and liked from when she was on "All My Children", was going to be on the following week's "Criminal Intent", and while that might have normally kept me interested, even that wasn't enough. I'm figuring on continuing to watch "Special Victims Unit" when new shows are broadcast because I still like their cast and stories, but as for these two flavors of the franchise, I'm out.


"Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles" - first hour

Cromartie, the terminator who came through the time portal with them and is specifically after John, posed as an FBI agent and showed up at the school district office looking for a list of new students in an effort to track down John. When the man refused, Cromartie killed him and did the search himself. He then ended up at John's school. Cameron was tracked down by a hall monitor, who gave her a slip of paper to say that a policeman wanted to see her brother. When Cameron got a peek at him in the office, she recognized him and got one of John's friends to answer the summons instead. Cromartie was fooled since the friend was not a match for John's image and left the school. The friend later told John about the deception, and when John asked Cameron about the matter, she said it was Cromartie but that he will have moved on to another name and school and wouldn't be back. She told John that they couldn't tell Sarah about it or Sarah would immediately move them to another city.

Derek found the other terminator's brain stem/chip that Cameron had kept in her room, and he outed her to John and Sarah. Derek said that he thought Cameron sold his team out to the terminators and got them killed. Cameron defended herself by saying that the chip contained video and audio of everything the terminator did, and she thought it was important to keep the record of where he'd been and what he'd seen and done. John was disturbed that Cameron had kept this secret, and when he questioned her about lying, she confirmed that she was capable of lying when the mission required it, even if she had to lie to John - at least the teenage John. She had previously stated that her orders came from adult-in-the-future John.

John obtained a high-tech game system in order to try to hack into the chip. Cameron tried to help him by explaining what kind of power it needed and that they had to only give it enough power where they could tap into the video and audio, but that too much power could reactivate the higher functions of the chip. John was able to get into the chip, and they started to watch its visual record. It turned out that the terminator was using the name "Vick" and that he had a wife who was a city manager. When John questioned whether the wife could have really never known his true identity, Cameron responded ominously with "she would not be the first human fooled by a machine". When their address showed up in the video, Derek and Sarah decided to go have a look and see if they could get any more information.

As John was able to watch more of the video on the chip, it appeared as if Vick killed the wife and left her in the woods. Sarah insisted on going to find the body, even though Cameron didn't understand why since she was already dead. They found the location on the video and eventually the body, but it turned out not to be the wife. Instead, it was a woman who had opposed the wife's pet project, an automated traffic lights system that had been pushed by Vick in support of Skynet. Derek wanted to blow up City Hall, but John decided instead to develop a virus that would crash the system so its backers would withdraw their support and shut the project down.

As John continued to watch more video from the chip, he was disturbed by how Vick acted, how he could fake tenderness and accurately portray being human in order to get the wife to do what he wanted with regard to pushing the project through. John was even more disturbed when Cameron pointed out how "effective" Vick's technique was when he brushed his hand against the wife's face, and Cameron noted how much the wife liked it. Even with all the disturbing observations that Cameron had made, she was eventually exonerated of Derek's accusation as the chip showed that one of the freedom fighters had been tracking the wife, unbeknownst to the rest of the team. Vick had noticed and followed him back to the apartment and killed the entire team, minus Derek.

As Sarah and Derek tried to figure out how to get into City Hall to plant the virus, Derek mentioned that there were tunnels underground into City Hall, which he knew very well because those were the very tunnels he used in the future. They were in fact able to get in, and Sarah uploaded the virus, but the system had a built-in security feature that rejected it and sounded the alarm in the process. Sarah and Derek were able to get away from the security officers who came after that, but not before Sarah stopped Derek from unnecessarily killing one of the officers, who was already unconscious. It's interesting that as much as Derek rails on about Cameron being a machine and having no feelings, he has pretty much turned into an unemotional, unthinking killing machine himself. It's Sarah's sense of humanity, not his own, that saved the security guard's life.

As John tried to figure out a way to alter the virus to work, the extra power ended up activating the higher functions of the chip. Once awakened, it identified John and was attempting to take over John's laptop so that it could contact others to relay the information, but John managed to unplug everything before it could accomplish that. But this event gave John an idea. If Vick's chip could do that, then so could Cameron's, so he wanted to use Cameron's chip to take over a traffic light and then infiltrate the system that way and take it down. Derek relayed his worry to John that she might take over the entire system and then not want to come back out, that maybe it wasn't the program that would become Skynet but rather, it was her instead. John pushed aside Derek's concerns, and after Cameron talked him through how to take the chip out, he and Derek went to a traffic light and plugged her chip in. She did indeed get in and take the entire traffic system down, causing massive confusion and accidents because of the scrambled traffic light system. Derek took out her chip and wanted to destroy it, but John said no. He put it back into Cameron's body and tenderly caressed her face, stopping abruptly when her system finally rebooted.

Sarah contacted the person who had bought the computer from Andy's partner (the name on the card that Cameron had obtained). She also made it clear to Derek that she knew he killed Andy and that she was not happy about that and threatened him if he ever lied to her again.

In the previous chips from the video, it appeared that Vick was protecting the wife, which seemed odd, but apparently, it was only for as long as he needed her. Ultimately, there was video proof that Vick did in fact kill the wife.


"Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles" - second hour

The date was April 21, 2011 - Judgement Day. Two boys were playing baseball in a park. We find out later that it was 15-year-old Derek teaching his 8-year-old kid brother Kyle how to hit a baseball. Kyle saw what he thought were fireworks overhead, but it was really the missile launch, and after that, Derek took Kyle underground to protect him.

Sarah communicated with the person who had the computer (Sarkissian), who said it would cost her $500,000 to buy it. Sarkissian was then seen at the house of the man who made Sarah's fake IDs. He said he was looking for her and that she might have been responsible for killing the guy's uncle. The nephew didn't show any sign of cooperating until Sarkissian's men killed all of the nephew's cohorts.

Meanwhile, FBI agent James Ellison visited Charlie. He talked to Charlie about the rapture and quoted Revelations. He also said that he knew about Sarah and Skynet and believed her story and just wanted to talk to her. He told Charlie that he thought Sarah was alive. He had to have been hedging his bets because he *did* know that Sarah was alive - she saved him from the fire. However, Charlie was not cooperating and also inadvertently alerted Ellison that another FBI agent (Cromartie in disguise) had already come to talk to him. Charlie then went to see Sarah, to tell her about Ellison's visit and that he believed her, but Sarah dismissed Charlie and told him to leave and not come back, that he could be putting them all in danger.

Sarah and Cameron were examining the diamonds that they had found at the freedom fighters' apartment, and Sarah hoped to use that cash to pay for the computer. She and Derek were stood up at the designated meeting place, but when they returned home, they found Sarkissian waiting for them. He told Sarah that he knew who she was, so now he wanted $2 million, and if he didn't get it in 24 hours, he was going to turn her in. When Derek threatened him, he said he had people watching John at that very moment.

John was otherwise occupied with other more mundane and personal matters. He was on a school field trip to a science museum, and he ended up telling Cameron that the next day was his birthday, and he was sad that Sarah had forgotten. However, mundane turned dangerous when Cameron noticed a man (one of Sarkissian's men) watching John. Later, one of John's friends saw her shutting the trunk of a car and asked what she was doing. He thought she was kidding when she said she was stashing the body of the man she had killed who was the owner of the car, but whereas the friend thought she just had a strange sense of humour and was just joking, John looked at her in surprise and horror, and the two of them drove off.

Ellison looked up the name of the other FBI agent that Charlie had given him, and when he saw his picture, he knew that he was false because he recognized him as the guy who had been a client of the murdered plastic surgeon. He left his office just as Cromartie arrived looking for Ellison because Ellison had Sarah Connor's file.

The girl who was at the fake-ID-making nephew's house who Cameron had kind of bonded with showed up with blood-stained clothes. She was now helping them, presumably as an act of revenge against the people who were killed in that house by Sarkissian and his men. They all went in search of Sarkissian, who ended up holding John hostage. Derek took a little girl hostage, but she turned out not to be Sarkissian's daughter. Derek managed to shoot Sarkissian anyway, but he at least covered the little girl's eyes, so I guess Sarah's humanity was rubbing off on him. John went in search of Sarkissian's computer and took out the hard drive, hoping to find some information about the computer they were looking for.

Back at home the next day, John spent hours tediously decrypting all the files on the computer. Derek came by and revealed that he knew it was John's birthday and offered to buy him some ice cream and told John he had something to show him. Derek took John to a park, where in the background were the two kids we saw earlier playing baseball. Derek revealed that he knew John was Kyle's son, and he also told John who the little boy was. It was a nice moment as John's eyes welled up while watching his father, but I was wondering how sentimental you would get seeing your father as a five-year-old.

Ellison had gathered a SWAT team to storm Cromartie's apartment. As the saying goes, you're going to need a bigger boat. One by one, Cromartie killed all of the men, but I loved how they showed the sequence. One of the men was thrown out the door of the second story apartment and landed in the swimming pool. The view was from the bottom of the pool and the man landed and the water around him started to tinge red from his blood. From that angle, more and more bodies dropped into the pool, making the water redder and redder. By the time we got the topside view again, there were just dead bodies strewn in the pool and in the surrounding area. Only James was left alive, and Cromartie was standing next to him, but he left without killing him. Charlie had heard the call go out while in his ambulance and arrived to see Ellison standing over the dead body of one of his colleagues. Charlie was appalled at seeing all the dead bodies.

John was back in his room working on the computer again when Sarah came in and said it was time to take a break to celebrate John's birthday. John was surprised and happy that she remembered after all. John told her that there were other people who had apparently been interested in buying the computer as well, so maybe one of them had it. Both he and Sarah were shocked, though, when he pulled up a passport with Sarkissian's name on it, and the picture on the passport was not that of the guy that Derek had killed. Instead, Sarkissian was apparently the cashier at the internet cafe Sarah and Derek had gone to. Sarah had told John that she had sent Cameron to get a cake for him. As Cameron was getting into the car, she saw a guy watching her, who turned out to be Sarkissian, and when she started the car, it blew up.


I had started out really liking this show, but I wasn't sure they would be able to sustain my interest. I'm still interested in the story, but I've also found some very frustrating things about it. The main story is really three-fold: 1) Cromartie is trying to find John to kill him; 2) Sarah, John and Cameron are all trying to hide John to prevent Cromartie from finding and killing him; and 3) Sarah, John and Cameron are trying to prevent the birth of Skynet and the arrival of Judgement Day. Most of the events of each episode are basically in support of one or more of the three main storylines. Of course, you're going to have the side stories as well, but I think they've strayed too far in those storylines. I'm ok with the side story about Ellison because it ties into both Cromartie and Sarah, but I can't for the life of me figure out why Cromartie didn't kill Ellison. He killed the entire rest of the team, and as I recall, Ellison was trying to reload a gun when Cromartie had his gun pointed at Ellison. But then Cromartie lowered the gun and walked away. OK, so other than Ellison being one of the main cast and his female co-hort being expendable, what was the reason for keeping him alive? Cromartie doesn't exactly have compassion, so he wouldn't have left him alive the same way Sarah convinced Derek not to kill the security guy. Ellison was obviously still a threat to Cromartie, so he really should have taken him out. Ellison wasn't the only one who was surprised and confused when he was left alive.

Then there are the two side stories at John's school. What is the deal with the girl who jumped to her death and what about the make-shift doors and what they meant and what was going on with her parents? And what's going on with the other girl, the blonde one, that John is interested in now who shares a class with him and freaked out when John mentioned somewhere she supposedly had previously lived?

And then I completely didn't understand why it mattered that the girl from the nephew's house came to help them. Could they not have done that without her? Other than driving the car, what real help was she to them? Did she provide any assistance that they could not have done themselves? Why was she even brought back into the story - just to show that all the people at the house were killed? It really made zero sense to me.

You also have the stuff from the future, which was interesting as it related to some of the events we know, but we don't know what the torture chamber was that Derek was subjected to. We also don't know everything that happened between Derek and Cameron, and while they keep dropping hints about Cameron's ability to turn on a dime, that hasn't really gone anywhere.

When it comes to something like "Desperate Housewives", which is all about having multiple storylines going at once without any all-encompassing story arc, it makes sense to weave in and out of stories, but even they would resolve stories here and there and then start new ones. For this show, it's not about having a bazillion storylines that don't get resolved. ("Lost", anyone?) The side stories are really supposed to be filler, like the B story, that keeps your interest but doesn't distract you or detract from the main story.

And then comes my biggest complaint. In the last hour of the nine-episode arc, we're introduced to a new face - Sarkissian. Ah, but it's not really him, it's just someone using his name. It's really this other dude. Surprise! Ummm, yeah, surprise that you threw a new face at me at the last minute and then pulled a switcheroo because I didn't recognize him. Some of my recap and especially the very end was done with the assistance of the official website. I apparently never realized that the guy who invaded the nephew's house was supposed to be Sarkissian until I read their recap. OK, maybe it was just me being bad at recognizing this stuff. But then I really didn't get the ending, with the name and face on the passport not matching what they knew, and I had no idea who the guy was that was watching Cameron before she went kablooey. Thanks to the official summary, though, I know now, but I shouldn't have to rely on a written summary to know what's going on in the story. To me, that's just sloppy "aren't we cool" trickery writing.

One of the things I have really enjoyed is Brian Austin Green. I was skeptical when I first found out he'd be on the show, and I wasn't entirely happy that he would be playing a character as pivotal and connected as Kyle's brother. But I've been really happy with the direction they've taken the character, and I've been really impressed with his performance. He's certainly grown a lot as an actor since his "Beverly Hills 90210" days, but then, that was a long time ago.

There doesn't seem to be any indication of whether the show is being picked up. 9 episodes seems a bit short for a first season, but I'm not sure how much of that is because of the writers' strike. They seem to be done for now with the current cliffhanger. We probably know that Cameron isn't dead or deactivated or whatever. She might need some of that skin-growing stuff that Cromartie has, but her system should be able to reboot fine - a little explosion shouldn't take her out. I think I generally want the show to come back, but I can't say I'd be terribly upset if it didn't. If it does come back, though, I hope they can get back the excitement of the first two hours of the show.


"Back To You" - Tuesday episode

They had two episodes of the show that were completed prior to the writers' strike that they hadn't previously aired for whatever reason, so the two remaining shows were aired on two consecutive nights.

A news anchor at the station (Ed) had died, and Kelly had been asked to do his eulogy but she was confused about that because she didn't know him very well. Gary, on the other hand, knew him *really* well but was not asked, so he expressed his upset at that throughout the episode as a running gag. Chuck had already decided he wasn't going to the funeral, so after a bit of cajoling, he finally convinced Kelly to let him watch Gracie while Kelly went to the funeral.

Montana showed up at the funeral dressed in black - but her dress was short and sparkly and revealing. She was funny because she didn't understand what the big deal was - she was wearing black like she was supposed to.

Another running gag was that Ryan kept not really knowing who Ed was. He initially thought it was one person, but then he saw the person at the funeral. Then he thought it was someone else, but then he saw *that* person two seconds later.

Unbeknownst to Kelly, Ed had told his country club friends that he was sleeping with Kelly. Marsh found out that Ed did that to hide his being gay. Gary didn't believe that because he knew him so well and that they spent a lot of time together and even vacationed together. One of the other people commented that at least Ed had never given him a ring, because that would have cemented it, and Gary surreptiously took off the ring he was wearing, so apparently, Ed had a thing for Gary that Gary never caught onto.

Ed had been Kelly's mentor, but he had been a difficult and demanding teacher, so Kelly's speech referred to her experiences with that, but everything she said was a double entendre that all the country club friends took to mean that she was referring to their sexual relationship. After she made a number of comments, which were really funny, Marsh went up and told her the truth, and she was really embarrassed. However, the focus was taken away from her when a celphone started ringing from inside the coffin. Marsh had taken Ryan's phone earlier to try to get a picture of Ed so Ryan would know who it really was (don't they usually have a nice picture of the person at funerals?), and Marsh had accidentally dropped it in there and left it. Later, when Gary was at Ed's graveside, the phone rang again, and Gary leaned in closer to hear it. I kept expecting a "Carrie" moment there.

Meanwhile, Chuck wasn't having much luck with Gracie. She was initially annoyed that she had to have someone watch her in the first place, and then she was bored with everything Chuck came up with to do, most of which were entirely too juvenile for her. Then Chuck's date from the previous night showed up, and complications arose when Gracie asked questions and Chuck and the date each had differing answers. Chuck eventually took Gracie to the hotel bar, where she was having much more fun, though she didn't heed Chuck's advice about the nuts on the counter. They turned out to be wasabi peas or peanuts or something with wasabi because she complained about how spicy they were. Do hotel bars or any bars for that matter really have wasabi something on their counters? Kelly found them at the bar, and rather than being mad as Chuck had expected, she actually was happy because after the day she'd had, she really needed a drink.


"Back To You" - Wednesday episode

At the end of the newscast, Chuck said that a longtime employee was retiring and so he wanted to thank him and wish him well, but he got his name, his job and everything else about him completely wrong, for which Kelly gave him a hard time. The group was going out together for dinner before the evening's newscast, but Gary wasn't allowed to go. Even though he'd had a great hard-hitting interview earlier in the day, he was given his next assignment - to cover Anthrocon, a convention for furries. He was told that he needed to cover the furry formal being held that night, and he referred to furries as the people that Trekkies beat up. I'm going to disagree with him. Furries are the people that other fandom people are *afraid* of.

And yes, Anthrocon is real. They even mentioned this particular "Back to You" episode, though I'm a little surprised they liked the episode. Yeah, it tells their point of view, but the con attendees also did some questionable things. But that comes later.

The group had previously talked about a new anchor on another TV station, and he happened to be at the restaurant where they went for dinner. He came over to the table to say hello, and as much as Montana seriously tried to flirt with him, he ended up asking Kelly out for drinks after the night's newscast, which made Montana seriously jealous. She was really funny during that whole dinner scene.

When Gary was conducting on-camera interviews with the furries, he was making comments and asking them all kinds of questions which were ridiculing, condescending and demeaning. However, when he was finished and went back to his car, he was surrounded by a menacing group of furries.

Chuck was jealous about Kelly's date, and he even thought that the anchor was asking her out solely to lure her to his station. When he bullied Ryan into calling the anchor, who Ryan had shown a total, complete and utter man-crush for, they found out that the anchor really just wanted to get to know Kelly for personal reasons.

One of the running jokes on this show was that Marsh was trying to come up with a signature sign-off line, but he was just trying random things on the air, which Ryan didn't like. It was like he was trying to come up with something like what Chick Hearn used to say, but Marsh's were totally random and unrelated and bizarre. At one point, he ran one past Ryan and said, "work for you?" to which Ryan responded "not for long", which made me bust up.

During the late newscast, they went to Gary and Chuck said he must have some really funny footage that he pretaped, but Gary said no he didn't and he was very serious as he was talking about the furries on air, with a group of them surrounding him. He made the comment that people should come down and see for themselves and they should call their friends and family and the police, and he acted like he was being threatened and was in serious danger, like if he didn't say the right thing, he was in for it from them. At the end of the show, he was sitting with a sketch artist describing the furries that menaced him. He was really good in this episode.

After the newscast, Kelly was talking to Ryan about something that Ryan did not want to talk about, and I can't remember what it was - maybe it was about calling the other anchor. Anyway, Ryan faked a phone call and took something out of his back pocket and held it up to his ear and said, "Hello?" Kelly pointed out that it was his wallet, so he said it was an iWallet! That was just too funny. Don't give Microsoft any ideas!

Because the anchor was quite a bit younger than Kelly, she got nervous and wanted to cancel the date, but Chuck told her she should go, to which she retorted that why didn't he go instead, to which he responded, "I would but Ryan would scratch my eyes out". He finally convinced her that she was still attractive and interesting, and she finally agreed to go.


Looking forward to new episodes of this show, which should start airing in April.


And speaking of new episodes, "The Big Bang Theory" comes back this Monday, March 17 with an all new episode at 8pm. The show had previously aired at 8:30pm. I'm already loving the previews I've seen, so I'm so excited that we get new episodes. YEAH!!!!!!!! Geeks Rule!