Friday, July 14, 2023

"Star Wars: The Clone Wars" (television show) - season 1, episode 22 - Hostage Crisis - July 2023 review

"Star Wars:  The Clone Wars" (television show)

season 1, episode 22 - Hostage Crisis

"A secret shared is a trust formed."

 

That's not where I expected that sentence to go based on the first part. A secret shared is often a reason to kill the other person so that you're now the only one who knows the secret.

Hey, there's Cad Bane. Oh, he looks pretty bad ass. He and a bunch of his gang want to kidnap Republic senators, but why? Are they doing something for the Separatists?

Anakin wants Padme to go away on a holiday, but she says she has work to do. Anakin whines. Dude, this is not a good look for you. She's a senator. She actually works to help her people. She doesn't really get a holiday. And I'm surprised you do. In some weird attempt at show of trust, he hands her his lightsabre. Dude, you're a Jedi. You don't just go around handing your lightsabre to people, even if she is your wife.

Oh, so Cad Bane is wanting to trade the kidnapped senators for the release of Ziro the Hutt. Hmm, interesting. Does he have an ulterior motive, or was he hired by Ziro's people? And in true bad guy fashion, he goes back on his word about freeing the senators. They are rescued unharmed, but Bane escapes with Ziro.

thoughts on "Star Wars: The Clone Wars" television series so far

So now that we're at the end of season 1, I have to say that I'm a bit confused about some stuff. Several people had told me before I started the series that I didn't need to watch every episode, that I could just watch a list of episodes if I wanted to know about Ahsoka or this character or that character, and that there were episodes that were really tedious to get through. I didn't find that to be the case at all. I can't think of one episode that I felt like I had to slog through, though, yes, they're only 20-something minute episodes. But I've seen episodes of shows where 5 minutes in, I wanted to stop. I definitely found some episodes more engaging than others, but I never felt like I wanted to stop watching an episode.

I'm also surprised at having been told that it was a series geared much more toward kids. There are definitely very adult themes explored in these episodes, and not even on the sly like say, on "The Simpsons" or other shows where there's a top level that kids get but there's also a deeper level that the adults would understand but that the kids wouldn't catch at all. These adult themes are right out there, especially with regard to oppression and the murder of innocents, and most of all, the absolute disregard for the lives of the clone troopers in so many instances. I cringe every time someone says that the clones were made to be expendable, and they *know* it, or the several times when someone doesn't consider them expendable, and they're amazed to see / hear that.

From a quick browse of the descriptions of the first few episodes of season 2, it looks like it's Cad Bane heavy, so I'm looking forward to seeing the series progress. Let's go.

"Star Wars: The Clone Wars" (television show) - season 1, episode 21 - Liberty on Ryloth - July 2023 review

"Star Wars:  The Clone Wars" (television show)

season 1, episode 21 - Liberty on Ryloth

"Compromise is a virtue to be cultivated, not a weakness to be despised."

 

Oh, it's those walkers I like. A whole line of them. The one in front gets destroyed, so all the others behind it are stuck because it's blocking the narrow pathway. Who didn't see that coming?

Mace Force-pushes the walker over the side of the cliff, clearing the path. Yay! See, Mace knows how to use a Force-push! Be a Jedi like Mace.

Oooo, haven't seen those single-person walkers before. They're spry. I like them. I want one.

Mace says he needs to get help from Cham Syndulla, who leads the freedom fighters, to help him fight the Separatist army. Wait, Syndulla, I've heard of that name. I've heard of a Hera Syndulla, though I don't actually know who she is. I take it there will be some kind of connection?

As their last heinous act, the Separatists bomb the villages with civilians. How horrible.

Mace is up against the Separatist army, and he Force-pushes a whole group of battle droids and super battle droids and droideka. Not even just pushes them but pushes them enough to disable and destroy them. That's how you do it! Why don't the other Jedi do that? Why do they bother fighting them one-on-one with a lightsabre? Are they just not strong enough to do a proper Force-push? They're not bad-ass like Mace!

I liked this Mace-centric episode, even though it wasn't Samuel L. Jackson. More Mace!!!!

"Star Wars: The Clone Wars" (television show) - season 1, episode 20 - Innocents of Ryloth - July 2023 review

"Star Wars:  The Clone Wars" (television show)

season 1, episode 20 - Innocents of Ryloth

"The costs of war can never be truly accounted for."

 

Casualties. They mean casualties.

Obi-Wan and Mace Windu take ground forces to try to liberate the inhabitants of Ryloth. Yay, Mace!

That lead droid sounds like a cylon with slightly more personality and tone variation.

They need to take out the cannons so that the bigger ships can join the fight.

Two of the clone troopers find a young Twi'lek girl hiding in the rubble of a city. She's feisty.

Oh, there's that toy I never knew what it was that was for sale at the marketplace in Black Spire Outpost. It's the little girl's stuffie.

The Separatists release some beasts that they've made sure to starve so that they'll go after organics, posing no threat to the battle droids but would endanger the clones. They look like giant insects.

Obi-Wan does a sort of mind control over them and lures them into an alcove and then has the clones collapse an arch to trap the beasts inside. They then free the Twi'lek prisoners who rise up and turn on their droid captors.

And the clones who found the little girl find out the meaning of "nerra", that she's been calling them - "brother". Awwww.

"Star Wars: The Clone Wars" (television show) - season 1, episode 19 - Storm Over Ryloth - July 2023 review

"Star Wars:  The Clone Wars" (television show)

season 1, episode 19 - Storm Over Ryloth

"It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness."

 

The planet of Ryloth, which is apparently home to Twi'leks, has been taken over by Separatists, and Anakin and Ahsoka are to lead the way with gunships to make inroads so that Obi-Wan can go in with the battleships.

Ahsoka is nervous because it's her first time commanding the squadron who are tasked with the mission, but Anakin assures her that she will be fine. Things don't go well, though, as she disregards instructions from Admiral Yularen and from Anakin, and she doesn't instruct her squadron to retreat in time when additional Separatist ships arrive. Ahsoka ends up losing everyone in her squadron, and Admiral Yularen is hurt in an attack to the bridge. She's devastated at the results, and Anakin tries to get her back in the game. Anakin has a plan to crash a ship into the Separatist blockade and leaves a reluctant Ahsoka in charge of the Republic fleet.

"Star Wars: The Clone Wars" (television show) - season 1, episode 18 - Mystery of the Thousand Moons - July 2023 review

"Star Wars:  The Clone Wars" (television show)

season 1, episode 18 - Mystery of the Thousand Moons

"A single chance is a galaxy of hope."

 

Rabbit droid? What's this rabbit droid that shows up in the credits? Oh, it's a droid that looks like it's a rabbit, ears and everything. Uh oh, rabbit droid sets off one of the virus bombs. Bad rabbit!

The virus spreads throughout the lab but is currently contained in the lab, but both Padme and Ahsoka have been exposed. The antidote can be made from a root that can be found on a Separatist-controlled planet - off go Obi-Wan and Anakin again.

Obi-Wan and Anakin discover that a kid on said planet has reprogrammed a bunch of battle droids to perform lots of innocuous and non-deadly tasks. But the kid warns that Drol won't let anyone leave the planet. (Drol? That's "lord" spelled backwards. Is that supposed to be the joke?) None of them know what exactly Drol is, but some think it's a ghost, or that the planet is cursed.

Oh, the root they need is connected to some kind of venus fly trap creature. That's not good. But they manage to get some of the root.

They figure out that the planet is being protected by some kind of laser array, and that's what is destroying the ships of those trying to leave. R2 takes control of some vulture droids to take out the laser array.

So then they show that Padme and Ahsoka have been treated with the antidote made from the root, and they're being taken out and flown somewhere to get full medical attention. How did they get everyone out of the bunker without letting the virus out? That was the whole point of containing the virus and not letting anyone out, and not letting the battle droids break out, and Padme saying that no one should ever go into the bunker again to make sure the virus doesn't contaminate others on the planet. Does the virus dissipate after a while? Did they let it out and then just have enough antidote to give to everyone, and the virus doesn't spread into space or anything? Would have liked to have had that clarified.

"Star Wars: The Clone Wars" (television show) - season 1, episode 17 - Blue Shadow Virus - July 2023 review

"Star Wars:  The Clone Wars" (television show)

season 1, episode 17 - Blue Shadow Virus

"Fear is a disease; hope is its only cure."

 

Back on Naboo, they discover some Separatist droids, and Padme asks the Republic to send Jedi to help - Obi-Wan and Anakin in particular.

There is some kind of Separatist secret lab on Naboo. The only evidence is that downriver, the water is contaminated and is killing livestock.

As they're investigating the location of the secret lab, Padme and Jar Jar are captured.

The Blue Shadow Virus was something from before, that had only thrived in water, but some doctor / mad scientist has made an airborne version of it, and he wants to release it to the galaxy at large. They didn't explain why the doctor did that. Is he just a mad scientist? When Padme mentioned that the virus had been eradicated, he said it had been murdered. That's certainly a telling perspective. Doesn't he realize that the virus is going to kill him too?

"Star Wars: The Clone Wars" (television show) - season 1, episode 16 - The Hidden Enemy - July 2023 review

"Star Wars:  The Clone Wars" (television show)

season 1, episode 16 - The Hidden Enemy

"Truth enlightens the mind, but won't always bring happiness to your heart."

 

That's a long way of saying "The truth hurts."

Yet another planet under siege by the Separatists, and they ask the Republic / Jedi for help. Off go Obi-Wan and Anakin. What are all of the other Jedi doing?

They're ambushed by battle droids, who knew they were setting up for their attack plan. Someone's a spy and is giving intel to the Separatists. Obi-Wan and Anakin make their way to the Separatist headquarters on the planet - oh, hi, Ventress.

The traitor is not who we've been led to believe. Section head Slick says that none of his guys could possibly be the traitor. He's right, because *he* is the traitor. He wanted freedom and to no longer be a slave to the Republic. Hmm, the first rumblings of clone uprising. But why couldn't he just leave? There's nothing physically binding them there, right? Or was he trying to undermine the Republic overall?

"Star Wars: The Clone Wars" (television show) - season 1, episode 15 - Trespass - July 2023 review

"Star Wars:  The Clone Wars" (television show)

season 1, episode 15 - Trespass

"Arrogance diminishes wisdom."

 

The clone troopers on yet another remote planet have gone silent, so Obi-Wan and Anakin are dispatched to check it out. And it's freezing there, even more than on Hoth, it looks like.

Pantora is the neighboring planet, and their leader claims "ownership" and sovereignty over the frozen uninhabited planet. He also bulldozes over and bullies the Pantoran senator.

Oh, the planet is not so much uninhabited - the Talz live there.

Obi-Wan and Anakin arrange for the Talz to agree to meet a delegation, including the Pantoran leader and senator. The leader is a complete jerk and re-iterates his claim to the planet, whereas the Talz just want to be left alone.

The clone troopers are trying to stay out of it, but they've been tasked with protecting the leader, who gets them involved in a conflict with the Talz. Folks die on both sides in a fight that never should have happened. The blame for the deaths of Talz and clones alike rests solely and squarely on the leader. The leader is ultimately killed himself, and the senator uses that to negotiate a peace with the Talz.

I don't really care that much that the leader was killed. I don't forgive him for all the deaths he was responsible for that should never have happened.

"Star Wars: The Clone Wars" (television show) - season 1, episode 14 - Defenders of Peace - July 2023 review

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"Star Wars:  The Clone Wars" (television show)

season 1, episode 14 - Defenders of Peace

"When surrounded by war, one must eventually choose a side."

 

The pacifict group leader is adamant about not wanting to choose war and that he and his people would rather die. Well, here's their chance, because a Separatist ship approaches and lands on the planet.

And a Separatist general disembarks. Yeah, no mistaking that voice, it's George Takei. He declares that the planet is now under the "protection" of the Separatists. Speaking to Dooku, the general says that he picked this planet because it had inhabitants who could be used as test subjects. Oh, that's great. The general's new weapon destroys all organic matter but leaves droids intact. They test the weapon out first on a patch of sprawling foliage, after tossing two battle droids in there. Everything is wiped away but the battle droids are fine. Now, they want to test this out on the inhabitants.

There's one point where one of the clones - I don't know if it was Rex or Bligh - fell down and was in danger of getting eradicated by the weapon, but Secura went out of her way to save him. I was glad to see that, that she didn't think he was expendable just because he was a clone.

They steal one of the Separatist shuttles and go to the inhabitants to try to save them, but the leader refuses their help.

It's an interesting dilemma but definitely not one that hasn't been addressed many times elsewhere. You can try to stay out of conflict, but if the conflict is big enough, you eventually have to choose a side, and if you wait too long, you may no longer have a choice of sides. You can't reason with people who won't be reasonable, and not fighting back sometimes just gets you killed. (This whole topic made me think of Billy Jack, who was a character in a few movies back in the 70s. I was a big fan of those movies, and there was a whole side that advocated for pacifism in the face of any and all bullying and violence. Eventually, someone had to fight back.) I mean, at least the leader was willing to follow his beliefs through to the end, prefering to die than to compromising his beliefs, but younger members of the tribe did not agree and joined in to help the Jedi by disabling battle droids.

They steal and use shield generators so that the anti-organic weapon can't be used against them, and they would fare better in hand-to-hand combat. So instead of fighting them one at a time, why not Force push groups of them? Better yet, why not Force push a couple of battle droids to take out groups of other battle droids? Seems like that would be more efficient. Yep, I'm still fixated on Force push.

After the shields are disabled and everyone is in danger again, Anakin manages to destroy the anti-organic weapon. Some of the inhabitants help to disable some of the droids before Ahsoka dispenses with the droids.

"Star Wars: The Clone Wars" (television show) - season 1, episode 13 - Jedi Crash - July 2023 review

"Star Wars:  The Clone Wars" (television show)

season 1, episode 13 - Jedi Crash

"Greed and fear of loss are the roots that lead to the tree of evil."

 

Umm, you're talking about Anakin's descent to the Dark Side, right? No. Not yet? OK.

Anakin and Ahsoka are sent to help out Jedi General Aayla Secura in her battle with Separatist troops.

Those droids can just fly through the air and land on the Republic ships? Well, that's concerning. Droid in charge tells a battle droid to destroy the entire ship, but when the battle droid protests that many of their own droids are still on it, supervisor droid doesn't care. Because droids are expendable. Like clones...

Anakin saves the group by Force pushing them to safety and then closing the blast door (that was really cool), but then he gets the brunt of an explosion that severely injures him. Ahsoka and Secura go back in to retrieve him.

Their escape ship tries to dock with the bigger ship, but somehow, the hyperdrive is engaged and can't be disengaged, so rather than rip the bigger ship apart, the escape ship separates from the bigger ship before it's forced into hyperspace. Hmmm, ram one ship into another by going into hyperspace. I feel like that gets used in a later film by a Vice Admiral...

Their hyperdrive route is supposed to take them directly into a star, but they manage to disable it in time to avoid it and crash land on a planet instead. So many planets in the Outer Rim.

Those giant four-legged eagle things are scary. Awww, it kills two of the clone troopers. Secura, Ahsoka, a badly-injured Anakin and two troopers are left alive. They encounter the inhabitants of the planet, who are pacificists and came to this planet to get away from the Republic / Separatist conflict. The leader wants nothing to do with them, but when Ahsoka begs for their help for Anakin, the leader can't say no and sends his son, Wag Too, the healer, to help Anakin.

Cute that Wag Too and his people travel by rolling like the droideka.

As Rex is guarding hurt Anakin, the eagle-things attack. They manage to kill a few of them before Ahsoka and the gang arrive. Wag Too doesn't want to kill the creature and instead ties up its feet to neutralize it.

"Star Wars: The Clone Wars" (television show) - season 1, episode 12 - The Gungan General - July 2023 review

"Star Wars:  The Clone Wars" (television show)

season 1, episode 12 - The Gungan General

"Fail with honor rather than succeed by fraud."

 

Switching the spiked drinks doesn't seem to have helped Obi-Wan and Anakin because they find themselves trapped in a cell with Dooku, all three tied together.

Pirates being who they are, some of Hondo's underlings plan to double-cross him by intercepting the Republic ship coming with the spice as payment. They manage to get the Republic ship to crash, but while the senator dies, Representative Jar Jar and the clone troopers survive.

When I first saw Hondo's ship and the smaller transport ships, they all looked like just the saucer section of the Enterprise-D. Weird.

Obi-Wan mind influences their guard to unlock their cell and then leave. Works on the weak-minded.

When the traitors come to get the spice, they also attack Jar Jar and the troopers. He says they should hide in the crater, and if they watch the beasties, they'll know when it's about to blow, so they know when to get out. Smart!

Hey, that's not Ahmed Best. Sometimes it sounds like him, but other times, definitely not.

How are they supposed to catch up to the traitors? By riding the beasties, of course. I'd figured that out, but I find it a little hard to believe that the beasties are faster than the speeders.

Dooku escapes. Again. Hondo is dumb-founded that Obi-Wan and the Republic are just going to leave, with no repercussions to him and his crew, despite what they did to and were going to do to Obi-Wan and Anakin. But Obi-Wan warns that Dooku is not as forgiving, and he knows what planet Hondo and his crew are on. Time to pack up and find a new planet, boys.

"Star Wars: The Clone Wars" (television show) - season 1, episode 11 - Dooku Captured - July 2023 review

"Star Wars:  The Clone Wars" (television show)

season 1, episode 11 - Dooku Captured

"The winding path to peace is always a worthy one, regardless of how many turns it takes."

 

OK, that "fortune cookie saying" was really cheesy.

Anakin went looking for Dooku, but then he went radio-silent, so Obi-Wan went looking for him. The Separatist ship is a trap for Anakin to be captured - Obi-Wan told him not to bring his lightsabre. That should be a clue, right? A Jedi should always have their lightsabre with them?

Oh, that chute escape looks like a fun ride. Dooku escapes. I feel like Dooku and Ventress and Grievous are always escaping.

But now they're all crashed on a planet.

Obi-Wan and Anakin are wandering around inside caves looking for Dooku, but he traps them inside instead.

Hondo Ohnaka! Wow! Fans of this show must have lost their minds when they saw him "in real life" at Smugglers Run in Black Spire Outpost. Nice that they got Jim Cummings to voice him on the ride too.

He's head of a pirate group here. Much more menacing here than on the ride, obviously.

Obi-Wan and Anakin are attacked by some creature (gundark) in the cave, and they lament that they don't have lightsabres to defend themselves. Dudes, you're Jedi. You have abilities. Force push it to keep it away from you or into a wall. Throw rocks at it or something. And then they do in fact throw giant rocks at it. See? That's what Jedi do, throw rocks.

Hondo agrees to take Dooku to the nearest inhabited planet, which happens to be where Hondo's base is. And Hondo knows who Dooku is, and his henchman are enough to outnumber and contain Dooku, while Hondo takes his lightsabre and decides who and how much to ransom him for.

Ahsoka and her team rescue Obi-Wan and Anakin but they brush it off. Dudes, just say thank you.

Hondo first offers Dooku to the Republic because he figures they won't just send gunships to attack and then take Dooku back, like he expects the Separatists would. Obi-Wan and Anakin are tasked with going to Hondo (unarmed - without lightsabres again?) and making sure that he does indeed have Dooku before the Republic agrees to pay the ransom. Wait, the Republic agrees to pay the ransom in spice? Isn't spice basically a drug? That would be like paying ransom in cocaine or meth. I get that's what Hondo wants but that just seems weird for the Republic to agree to.

It all goes well until Hondo *insists* on a celebration reception. Of course, their drinks are spiked, but they manage to switch their spiked drinks with others.

Sunday, June 18, 2023

"Star Wars: The Clone Wars" (television show) - season 1, episode 10 - Lair of Grievous - June 2023 review

"Star Wars:  The Clone Wars" (television show)

season 1, episode 10 - Lair of Grievous

"Most powerful is he who controls his own power."

Jedi Kit Fisto is tracking Gunray.  Hmm, that name sounds vaguely familiar.  But he falls into Dooku's trap.

Grievous was cut in half during a battle, but he returns to his lair, where he has a droid who can fix him.  The repair droid sure has an attitude and seems to be the only thing that can talk that way to Grievous.

There's a mechanical creature that fights Kit Fisto, a former padawan of his and a trooper, and the trooper dies, which sends the former-padawan into a rage.

Dooku had let the Jedi into Grievous' lair as a test to Grievous, and when Grievous figures that out, he is not happy.  The Separatists all turn on each other at some point or another, it seems.

Kit Fisto's former padawan takes on Grievous, trying to avenge the troopers death, but he falls to Grievous instead.  Fisto manages to escape though.

"Star Wars: The Clone Wars" (television show) - season 1, episode 9 - Cloak of Darkness - June 2023 review

"Star Wars:  The Clone Wars" (television show)

season 1, episode 9 - Cloak of Darkness

"Ignore your instincts at your peril."

These last few pre-episode declarations have been super fortune-cookie not-fortunes.  And then the husband and I got sidetracked and started discussing Jedi fortune cookies.  The factory would be on Coruscant, and those poor younglings would be made to do the labor of making the cookies and sticking the fortunes in there.

Master Luminara Unduli and Ahsoka are tasked with taking Nute Gunray to Coruscant for trial.  Oh, *that's* Luminara, who I'd only heard about because her lightsabre was being sold at Dok Ondar's on Batuu.  Turns out she was voiced by Olivia D'Abo.  Interesting.

Darth Sidious tells Dooku that Gunray needs to be rescued or at least silenced so that he doesn't give up all the information about them and their plans.  Dooku sends Ventress and tells her that this is a test for her, given that she has not performed well previously and Sidious is not pleased with her.

Luminara is interrogating Gunray, and Ahsoka jumps in and threatens to kill him if he doesn't talk.  Ummm, that's not how the Jedi are supposed to work, Ahsoka, even if you were only threatening and weren't meaning to hurt him.  And why is Ahsoka with Luminara when she's Anakin's padawan?  They can just pass them around?

Ventress has freed Gunray and they're trying to escape, but they run into Luminara and Ahsoka.  The two of them fighting Ventress was pretty cool.

Turns out that one of the troopers is actually working for Dooku to get Gunray.  And hey, he's voiced by James Marsters, Spike from "Buffy the Vampire Slayer", who by name I always confuse with James Marsden, Cyclops from X-Men.  Cocky traitor trooper gets taken care of by Ventress, who escapes with Gunray.

"Star Wars: The Clone Wars" (television show) - season 1, episode 8 - Bombad Jedi - June 2023 review

"Star Wars:  The Clone Wars" (television show)

season 1, episode 8 - Bombad Jedi

"Heroes are made by the times."

OK, I don't know why this particular bit of info has stuck in my head, and I'm not sure I should publicly admit to it, but as soon as I saw the episode title, I knew that "bombad" was a Gungan word because I remember Boss Nass, the head of the Gungans, using it.  So I was thinking we might see more Gungans, but it turns out, the title is in reference to the one Gungan already in the picture.

Padme is on some kind of diplomatic mission, with apprentice Jar Jar and 3PO accompanying her.  She's going to the Rodians to get them to stay loyal to the Republic.

Hello, Ahmed Best!

Unfortunately, Padme's old family friend has turned on her to save his own people, and he's already made a deal with the Separatists to turn over Padme to Nute Gunray.  It's a trap.

OK, so why is there a Jedi robe in Padme's ship?  Presumably that's Anakin's?  Does he have more than one robe?  Where do they get it from?  Is there a special Jedi clothing and accessory store for Jedi like there are for Boy Scouts?  Somehow, Jar Jar ends up wearing the robe, and the Separatists think that there's a Jedi lurking about.

Jar Jar makes friends with some kind of giant worm that looked like the thing that was menacing the clone troopers from the last episode and also reminded me of the sand worms from the 1990s "Dune" movie.

"Star Wars: The Clone Wars" (television show) - season 1, episode 7 - Duel of the Droids - June 2023 review

"Star Wars:  The Clone Wars" (television show)

season 1, episode 7 - "Duel of the Droids"

"You hold onto friends by keeping your heart a little softer than your head."

The Jedi know that the Separatists have a secret listening post where they are able to intercept Republic information and are intent on finding and stopping it.  Turns out, that's exactly where the salvage ship dude is going to meet Grievous.

Betrayal - R3 works for Grievous!

Cool fight between Ahsoka and Grievous.

That fight between R2 and R3!!!!  It was like rock-em-sock-em robots.  Good thing R3 wasn't fighting BB8, cause BB8 has a lighter.  R2 prevails in the end.

"Star Wars: The Clone Wars" (television show) - season 1, episode 6 - Downfall of a Droid - June 2023 review

"Star Wars:  The Clone Wars" (television show)

season 1, episode 6 - Downfall of a Droid

"Trust in your friends, and they'll have reason to trust in you."

Obi-Wan tells Anakin to retreat from Grievous' impending arrival, but Anakin won't abandon the people.  So far, I haven't been too happy with a lot of things that Obi-Wan has said and done.  He's pretty quick to just abandon people that they're supposed to be protecting.  Ahsoka agrees with Obi-Wan but she's stuck with Anakin.

Anakin has plans for a sneak attack on the droid forces - they've landed the ground troops on the asteroids that the battle droids think serve as protection against being attacked by ships.  Great plan, Anakin!  But Grievous escapes ... again.

But there's one casualty - Anakin's ship is attacked, and when he wakes up from his rescue, he discovers that R2 is missing.  He finds his damaged ship, but no R2.  Ahsoka convinces Anakin to accept a "temporary" replacement in the form of an R3 droid, nicknamed "stubby" and "goldie", but this droid is pretty incompetent.  Anakin goes to a salvage ship in search of R2 but comes up empty.  He doesn't know, though, that the salvage ship owner has hidden R2 away and has already made a deal to trade him to Grievous.  Anakin hadn't wiped R2's memory banks so R2 has a bunch of information about the Republic that Grievous could use against them.

As Anakin and Ahsoka were making their way through the salvage ship, they came across some assassin droids that R3 accidentally activated.  They had Ahsoka for a minute, but Anakin was able to save her with a Force push.  See, Force push!  Great ability, right?  Would be handy to use more often.

R2 knocks off his restraining bolt by banging it against a wall corner.  Hmmm, that seems pretty easy, and I guess because it's metal, you don't have the same risk of tearing skin like you'd do with human flesh?  Still seemed too easy, though.

"Star Wars: The Clone Wars" (television show) - season 1, episode 5 - Rookies - June 2023 review

"Star Wars:  The Clone Wars" (television show)

season 1, episode 5 - Rookies

"The best confidence builder is experience."

Because of the war between the Republic and the Separatists, the clones are being forced into joining the battle before they have completed their training.  Great, so not only are they created for the purpose of being cannon fodder anyway, but now, they're being tossed in there without being properly trained.  And they don't even have life experience to fall back on to know how to handle situations.  This is getting worse and worse.  No one told me that I'd be so triggered by clones!

Hmm, different kind of battle droids and not super battle droids.  Commander droids, they say?  Grievous' droids infiltrate the station where the clones are bored and complacent.  Wait, how did they cut the door open like that?  What weapon do they have?  Cause that looks like what a lightsabre would do but they don’t have a lightsabre.

This is just the first step for Grievous.  He wants to take over this station because then he'll be able to attack Kamino so that no more clones can be made, and the Republic won’t have new troops to join the fight.

Captain Rex and Commander Cody (That means Rex is in charge, right?) happen to have an inspection scheduled for the station.  That whole interaction with the droids pretending to be clones sure sounded like an homage to the scene in Star Wars where Han pretends to be a stormtrooper and telling the officers that they're all fine, here, now, thank you, how are you <wince>.  The masquerading droid ends the conversation with "roger roger".  Umm, clones shouldn't be saying that, so that should have been a bigger clue to Rex and Cody that something is off, but they probably haven't had conversations with Separatist droids or heard them talking to each other, so they wouldn't know that.

4 clones managed to survive the attack and escape to the outside.  They see Rex and Cody arriving and want to try to warn them.  The clones trick the droids into opening the door by pretending to be a droid in a clone trooper outfit.  When the droid wants them to remove their helmet so the droid can see their faceplate, the clone trooper ducks and then we see a droid head, and then we see that one of the other clone troopers is pretty much holding the head on a stick in front of the camera.  One of the other clone troopers puts his face in his hands and laments that this is never going to work.  Ahh, but they underestimate how dumb a droid, especially a battle droid, can be.  We laughed so much at this scene that I had to pause it, rewind it, and watch it again!  Brilliant idea!

When the one clone stayed behind to try to fix the detonator to destroy the base, I knew he was a goner.  He sacrificed himself to the very end to fulfill his mission, for the good of others.  This show is killing me with how they're portraying the clone troopers.  I might not know them individually, but I'm sure feeling each of their deaths.

 

Sunday, June 4, 2023

"Star Wars: The Clone Wars" (television show) - season 1, episode 4 - Destroy Malevolence - June 2023 review

"Star Wars:  The Clone Wars" (television show)

season 1, episode 4 - Destroy Malevolence

“A plan is only as good as those who see it through.”  I feel like they’re channeling Hannibal from “The A-Team”.

Oh, and this episode starts right after the end of the last episode, so the ship is still there, albeit in flames.

So his name is Plo Kloon, but they call him Master Plo, not Master Kloon.  But they refer to others as Master Windu and Master Skywalker.  Does that mean that “Plo” is his family name.  (Shout out to Din Djarin.)

Someone mentions Master Luminara.  I think their lightsabre was one of the ones released at Dok Ondar’s in Black Spire Outpost.

The Malevolence is ginormous and can withstand the barrage of firepower from *three* star destroyers?  Wow.

Padme & 3PO get lured to the area on some kind of fake diplomatic mission and instead get tractor beamed into the Malevolence

In a random segment inside the Malevolence, I laughed when I heard the repeated “mind the gap” announcement.  Ah, London Underground humour!

Anakin and Obi-Wan go to rescue Padme and 3PO, but Grievous escapes.  Anakin rigs the Malevolence’s hyperdrive to blow, destroying the ship.

"Star Wars: The Clone Wars" (television show) - season 1, episode 3 - Shadow of Malevolence - June 2023 review

"Star Wars:  The Clone Wars" (television show)

season 1, episode 3 - Shadow of Malevolence

“Easy is the path to wisdom for those not blinded by ego.”

Malevolence is the name of the Separatist battle ship.  Ahh, ok, that’s what they’ve been referencing in the episode titles.

Shadow Squadron - Hmmm, I feel like I’ve heard of them from other things.  Maybe books?  They have yellow ships with dual pilots, almost like the speeders on Hoth, where the pilots are facing away from each other.

The Separatists have decided to go after a medical facility outpost near Naboo where injured clones are taken for treatment and recovery.  They figure that means there are fewer clones to come back into battle, but you can always tell the super bad guys because they go after the wounded and injured, like The Capital did in “The Hunger Games”.

Anakin and Ahsoka and Plo Kloon are going to try to defend the outpost.

Plo Kloon’s ship is blue, and he has a hyperspace ring.  *sigh*  Everyone has a hyperspace ring but me.

Of course, the folks from Kamino are the ones running the medical facility.

As a sort of short cut, Shadow Squadron are going to go through a nebula to get to the facility to get there sooner while Obi-Wan takes the star destroyer.  However, they discover that the nebula is a nesting ground for giant mantis, so they run into some trouble there.

Battle droid - “I’ve got a bad feeling about this.”  I was going to say I think this is the first time a non-humanoid says it, but then I think 3PO has said it too, though I don’t remember when.

They manage to overload the ion cannon, causing the Malevolence to erupt in flames.

And here comes Obi-Wan and three star destroyers.  Yeah, still getting used to that.

At the end of this episode, I was thinking, wait, does Grievous escape with the ship?  What happens?

"Star Wars: The Clone Wars" (television show) - season 1, episode 2 - Rising Malevolence - June 2023 review

"Star Wars:  The Clone Wars" (television show)

season 1, episode 2 - Rising Malevolence

"Belief is not a matter of choice, but of conviction."

I know the name Plo Kloon but I don't know that I've seen him before, or at least I didn't know that's who I was looking at.  He is sent off to find a devastating Separatist weapon.  He runs into problems so calls Anakin and Ahsoka but can't tell them much before he's cut off.  Ahsoka wants to go to him, but Anakin says they must continue to follow orders and stay where they are.

General Grievous is working for Dooku, and he destroys Plo Kloon's ship but some manage to escape in life pods.  The new weapon has a lot of similarities to how a Death Star operates initially.

The Republic won't send a rescue mission after Plo Kloon's crew because in the past, there have been no survivors when the Separatists have used their weapon.  Ahsoka objects but is shot down.  Turns out, Anakin goes out there anyway.  He explains to Ahsoka that it wasn't what she was suggesting, it was how she was suggesting it.  Interesting that Anakin was as impulsive and hot-headed as Ahsoka is, but he's learned to work within the system.  I expect he learned that more from Qui-Gonn than Obi-Wan, and as a general, he also has more ability to do that now.  It's a pretty good lesson to teach Ahsoka.

When Grievous is told that life pods escaped, he instructs his crew to find them and take care of them.  The battle droids track down their pods, cut holes in the pods and then just send the survivors to die in the cold vaccuum of space.  Wow, that's pretty brutal.

Ahsoka explains to Anakin that she's so connected to Plo Kloon because he's the one who found her and brought her to the Jedi temple.  She wanted to return the favor and find him.

The clones who are with Plo Kloon are sure no rescue is coming because "we're meant to be expendable".  Plo Kloon responds, "Not to me."  This hit me pretty hard, seeing as how I've already noticed that the lives of the clones are not valued at all.  Even the clones know that, and the sentiment wasn't said with sadness or anger, just statement of fact.  And Plo Kloon is the first one we've seen who has openly disagreed with that.  I'm already feeling this way about the clones, two episodes in.  I have a feeling this is going to be a rough ride for me.

Plo Kloon and the clones end up getting rescued by Anakin and Ahsoka.

The devastating Separatist weapon is an ion cannon - basically an EMP - that knocks out all power to a ship, and with no shields and no weapons, they're blown to pieces by the Separatist ship's weapons.

So Samuel L. Jackson and Christopher Lee did the voices of Mace and Dooku, respectively, for the movie but I guess not for the series.  Oh well.  Too much to ask, probably.

"Star Wars: The Clone Wars" (television show) - introduction and season 1, episode 1 - Ambush - June 2023 review

"Star Wars:  The Clone Wars" (television show)

My journey has now taken me to a road not previously taken - "The Clone Wars" animated television show.  I know almost nothing from the series, though I've heard some of the characters mentioned over the years.

I welcome your comments on each episode, but I ask that you not include any comments that reference anything that happens in later episodes of this series or in any of the other animated series.  I would like to try to avoid "spoilers", if possible, for a show that's been out for many years.  Thanks for understanding.


season 1, episode 1 - Ambush

"Great leaders inspire greatness in others."

It took me until the third episode to realize that each episode begins with a fortune-cookie-style pithy saying.

In the war between the Republic and the Separatists, Yoda has a meeting with the king of the Toydarians to enlist their help to allow the Republic to build a base on Toydaria.  But Ventress and Dooku intervene and pitch the case for the Toydarians to align with the Separatists instead, proposing a challenge for the battle droids to capture Yoda, a challenge which Yoda accepts, the outcome of which will decide which side the Toydarians will align with.

"supreme leader Ventress"?  That's what a battle droid called her.  I don't think I've heard the title before.  Isn't Snoke also a supreme leader?

The Separatist vehicles can't make it into the foliage, so the battle droids have to enter on foot. That seems pretty lame that they can't cut through it, but then, that's Yoda's plan.

The clone troopers feel outnumbered by the battle droids, but Yoda says that's not a problem because they're smarter.  Make 10 men feel like 100, right, Cassian?

Yoda gets the battle droids to shoot each other by flipping from one to another.  So the battle droid programming is so dumb that there's no instruction not to shoot each other, some kind of safety protocol kind of like a variation on Asimov's three laws?

Yoda picks up a super battle droid, turns it around, and has it shoot the other battle droids.  He can move the droid with the Force, but he can also control the firing mechanism?  That seems odd.  Once the droid realizes it’s shooting its own fellow droids, wouldn’t it just stop shooting?

Then Yoda force-pushes the rest of the droids.  So if it's that easy, why not do that in the first place?  Yes, I'm still and will continue to be obsessed with the rules for Force pushing.

Uh oh, then the droideka arrive.

Yoda can tell each of the clone troopers apart because they each have a different Force energy, and he knows what focus each of them have.  He recognizes them as individuals.  Which the clone troopers are not used to, it appears.  Tiny stab to the heart.

A clone trooper uses their last rocket shot to take out a mountain side, crashing rocks down on the droideka.  Smash.

When the battle droids fail to capture Yoda, Dooku and Ventress go back on their deal and intend to kill the king, but Yoda saves him, cementing the alliance between the Toydarians and the Republic, with the king agreeing to let the Republic build their base.  So now the Separatives have lost Jabba and the Toydarians in the same way, by being deceptive and traitorous.  Honor among thieves.  Ventress escapes.

I really like the Republic clone transports.  I don't think I bought any of those toys.  I wish I had.  They kind of remind me of a bus with their handhold to make sure you don't fall out since there are no walls on the sides.

Friday, May 19, 2023

"Star Wars: The Clone Wars" (2008 theatrical release) - May 2023 review

This is the third step in the journey. This was the first step - "The Phantom Menace". This was the second step - "Attack of the Clones".

I know that I saw this movie when it was released in theatres. I remember nothing about it other than that there was a hutt-let.

So since we now know that Dooku (I'd like to know why he's a "count". Maybe I'll eventually learn that in the stuff I haven't seen yet. No, I'm not asking for an answer right now.) is on the side of the Separatists (The Senate and the Jedi don't know about his connection to Darth Sidious yet, right?), he doesn't have to hide his connection to them anymore. He and the Separatists cut off the Republic from most of their clones, making it a more difficult fight for the Republic.

Oh, no, Jabba's son (Rotta) is kidnapped! Jabba is apparently so desperate that he asks the Senate for help. That sort of comes out of nowhere. I mean, yeah, I know, it's his son, but it still seems odd for him to go to them for help.

And, we're introduced to Ahsoka Tano, who Obi-Wan and Anakin both assume is Obi-Wan's new padawan, but it turns out that Yoda has assigned her as Anakin's padawan, much to his chagrin. I don't think I'd realized that Ashley Eckstein's voice was quite that high as Ahsoka, but Ahsoka is supposed to be pretty young, enough that she's called "youngling" by a few people, and others are questioning whether she's *too* young to be a padawan.

That's cool that Ahsoka holds her lightsabre backwards, of sorts, in that she holds the hilt so that the blade faces behind her rather than in front of her. Because of a friend, I'd known that she holds one of her lightsabres that way when she's got two of them, but I didn't know that she also does that when she's only got one.

Ahsoka's lightsabre blade is green, in contrast to the blue that both Obi-Wan and Anakin have. Trying to remember blade colors is making my head swim.

It took a little getting used to for me in seeing live-action characters that I know being depicted in animation. I don't mind the blockiness of this animation style though. It was actually even harder to get used to the new voices. It might have been easier if I'd watched this at the time, when I didn't know the voices as well, but I can definitely tell that it's not Ewan McGregor or Hayden Christensen or Ian McDiarmid. Maybe with time, I'll learn the voices more, but for this movie, I only knew who the voices belonged to because they were also on-screen at the time. Being able to pick them out from just an audio communication would have been impossible.

And then the Star Destroyers show up with back-up to save the day! Wow, that made my brain explode. I've been taught too well that a fleet of Star Destroyers and accompanying ships all arriving at once is not a good thing, but in this case, that's exactly who you want to see helping the Jedi.

Anakin and Ahsoka are tasked with taking out the shield generator that's protecting the advancing battle droid troops. Anakin is definitely getting a taste of his own medicine. Ahsoka is young and impulsive and sure that she knows how to handle things. Just like Anakin was when he was Obi-Wan's padawan. He tries to keep her in check but it works just as well as it did for Obi-Wan when he tried to counsel Anakin.

I think Ahsoka referred to the droideka aka destroyer droids as "rolling balls of death"? I loved that line. Accurate too, even though I love those droids.

Once they complete that mission, it's on to the next one - to find and rescue Jabba's hutt-let Rotta.

Jabba isn't relying only on the Jedi to find his son. He's sent out bounty hunters as well, and then he gets word that they've returned. He goes out to meet them - but the only thing left of them are their heads! That was pretty funny. Yeah, that worked out well. Didn't send out the right bounty hunters, Jabba.

And there's Obi-Wan going to try to negotiate a deal with Jabba, and he arrives to Tatooine with his ship and his hyperspace ring. Yeah, go ahead, rub it in some more that I don't have one of those. It looks cool in live action *and* animation.

Is that KT with R2? Oh, that *is* R2-KT! How cool!

"This is where the fun begins." - I laughed when Ahsoka echoed Anakin's line from "Attack of the Clones".

Oooo, walker machinery that can climb a cliff! Those are cool. Well, they're cool when they're not falling down said cliff.

Asaji Ventress is the one who kidnapped the hutt-let, and she's working for Dooku. I know her name but am not really familiar with her or what she looks like and didn't know who she was until she was referred to by name. She's only in the animated stuff, right? We haven't seen her in live action, at least not yet? I think they released her lightsabre at Dok Ondar's, though. Or am I mis-remembering?

So we find out that Dooku arranged for the hutt-let to be kidnapped so that he could then frame the Jedi for it, thereby starting a war between Jabba and the Jedi (That sounds like a band name - Jabba and the Jedi.) and also convincing Jabba to align with the Separatists.

Why is Anakin repeatedly calling Ahsoka "Snips"? I must have missed something. I don't really like it though, because it doesn't sound like a nickname of endearment but rather derision. On the other hand, while it sounds like a mean name, it's endearing to me that Ahsoka calls the hutt-let "Stinky". Maybe it's in the tone of voice she uses.

The Clones are all Jango. Have to keep reminding myself of that.

I haven't quite nailed down how Dave Filoni (as director) is doing it, but the clone troopers are portrayed very much as sympathetic canon fodder during the various battles. We're used to seeing storm troopers being killed in battle, and we don't really think about them as individuals, but the way the clone troopers are filmed, especially in seeing individual ones being killed, it seems much more personal, and you feel the loss of each one, even when you can't see their faces and don't actually know them personally. And you realize that's exactly what they were created for - to be replaceable. It's ok if they die, we'll just make more! And that's exactly why it's so terrible. Battle droids are one thing - they're at least droids. (And we're even sad when some droids are killed.) But clone troopers are still people, created to not matter. That's sad.

Oh, Padme is in this. She decides to go chat with Jabba's uncle, Ziro, in an effort to convince him to help her with talking to Jabba since no-one-knows-he's-her-husband Anakin is in trouble.

But treachery is afoot, as she discovers that Ziro is in cahoots with Dooku and helped with kidnapping Stinky. Dooku's plan was that in framing the Jedi for the kidnapping, Jabba would then take revenge by killing the Jedi (Anakin and Ahsoka) who supposedly kidnapped Stinky, and then the Senate and Jedi Council would have to bring Jabba to justice, leaving Ziro to take over the Hutts' business.

Dooku sent three nasty droids after Ahsoka, and I was pretty surprised that she pretty much dispatched all of them on her own. That's pretty impressive. She returns Stinky to Jabba, but Anakin has already been captured, and both are about to be killed. But Padme, who was rescued by clones, is able to get through to Jabba and explain what Ziro and Dooku had planned, turning Jabba against not only his uncle, but also Dooku, and Jabba also agrees to let the Republic travel unbothered through Jabba's controlled air spaces. Win all around for the Jedi and the Republic.

As I mentioned earlier, one of the hardest things for me about watching this movie was getting used to the new voices.

At some point while the series was on the air, I learned that Matt Lanter was the voice of Anakin Skywalker, and I was floored. I'd only known him from the new version of "90210", so that was quite the surprise. I'm looking forward to hearing him more as Anakin in the series.

I like James Arnold Taylor. I can tell that it's not Ewan McGregor but it has enough hints that I know who he's supposed to be.

I'll have to listen to Captain Rex and Cody and the clones more. I don't envy Dee Bradley Baker having to sound like and be Temuera Morrison.

That was cool to discover that Samuel L. Jackson voiced Mace and Christopher Lee voiced Dooku here. No wonder they sounded so good!

Next up, the series.

Friday, April 14, 2023

"Star Wars: Attack of the Clones" - April 2023 review

Next step in the journey.  Here was the first step - The Phantom Menace.

The poor decoy for Senator Amidala is killed in an attack while the real Padme is in a fighter with R2.  Did / do all the queens and senators have decoys, or just Padme?  Rough job being her handmaiden.  "We are brave."  Indeed.

The Jedi are just "keeping the peace".  That sounds so different now.  "We're not picking sides."  Dudes, sometimes, you *have* to pick sides, or you're just letting the bad side take advantage.  But which is the correct side?  The separatists or the current government?

Padme suspects that Count Dooku is behind her assassination attempt, but Mace says he would never do that, because he used to be a Jedi.  Hmmm, that’s not really a good enough reason, Mace.

Count Dooku was once a Jedi?  I forgot about that.  I only remembered that he's also secretly a Sith.  How was he able to no longer be a Jedi?  Yes, I know Ahsoka was a padawan / Jedi and then she wasn't, but we didn't know about her yet at the time that we found out Dooku was a former Jedi.  So did Dooku become Darth Tyranus when Maul died, so there are always two?

It's been 10 years since the events of "The Phantom Menace".  Obi-Wan is sent to protect Padme, and Anakin goes along.  It's the first time he's seen her in 10 years.

Anakin shows defiance just like Qui-Gonn did.  He's determined to protect Padme and find whomever wanted to kill her.

Caught that bit where Obi-Wan and Anakin were talking about politicians, and Anakin says that the Chancellor (Palpatine) seems ok.  Ahhh, the courtship has already begun.

I remember liking the character of Zam Wesell.  Cool outfit too.  She was the assassin hired to kill Amidala.

Anakin has been fixated on Padme for 10 years, starting when he was that little?  That's ... disturbing.

Those poison worms are creepy.  I wonder what they were supposed to do, bite you to expel their poison or crawl into you like those creepy things in "Star Trek:  Wrath of Khan".

Anakin uses his speeder to catch a falling Obi-Wan, who did a pretty good job hanging onto that probe for as long as he did.  Anakin does a similar drop-in to Zam's ship.

For her safety, Padme has to go into hiding and temporarily gives up her senator seat to Jar Jar.  So they only want to kill her specifically?  Jar Jar isn't going to be in danger in the senator job?

Aww, those younglings were so cute.  First time we saw such little ones, other than little Anakin.  Let's not think about the implications of young children being taken away from their families to be trained into what is essentially a cult.  They did that to Natasha with the widow-makers in the Avengers too.

Obi-Wan cannot find Kamino, the water planet (all these one-climate planets...), in the charts.  Yoda deduces that their removal from the charts had to have been done by a Jedi.  It seems like that prospect should worry them more than it appears to.  Seems like that would be a big deal.

With Anakin on Padme's security team, he bristles when she knows what she wants with regard to security, shooting down what he was going to suggest.  Dude, it's her planet, she was queen and is now a senator, and she knows her planet.  I can't tell if he's just generally annoyed at being overridden or if he's specifically annoyed that he can't show off for her.

Oh, right, Obi-Wan's hyperspace ring.  I've wanted that since I first saw it.  I don't know if they ever actually released a toy like that.

Obi-Wan heads to Kamino and unexpectedly finds a sort of welcoming committee.  He plays along to find out what's going on.  They say that the clone army was ordered by Jedi Master Sifo-Dyas on behalf of the Jedi Council, but Obi-Wan says he was killed 10 years prior.

Padme has a ton of pretty dresses in this film, but I think that faded rainbow one is my favorite.  It's really gorgeous.

At Star Wars Celebration in 2019 in Chicago, I happened upon an impromptu gathering of women in various of Padme's dresses.  They were wonderful to see.

 



Obi-Wan gets taken on a tour of the clone farm and is told that they've been genetically engineered to be less independent, easier to take orders.  The operation is run by Jango Fett, who is also used as the donor for the clones.  Jango had one request though - he wanted one unaltered clone, who he then raised as his son, Boba Fett.  Jango says that he was recruited by Tyranus, who we know is Count Dooku.  So is Count Dooku the one who erased Kamino from the Jedi library?  Or was that Sifo-Dyas?

Great way for Temuera Morrison to make his entrance into the Star Wars universe.  And Daniel Logan as little Boba Fett.

On the subject of Padme's outfits, her leather bustier is a far cry from Carrie Fisher having her breasts taped down in the original Star Wars because there was no jiggling in space.

As Padme and Anakin discuss their budding relationship, it's interesting that Padme is all reason, for why they can't be together, while Anakin is all emotion, about why they should be together.  Padme's training as queen of Naboo and then senator has taught her how to control her emotions and to think logically.  Anakin's training to be a Jedi should have done the same, but he's missed a few lessons in those areas.  He's got way more fire in him than you'd expect from a trained Jedi.  Though I guess his excuse is that he's still a padawan.

Interesting discussion between Yoda and Mace Windu about the Jedi's diminishing ability to use the Force, given that they didn't sense the presence of the clone army, and that only the Sith know about this fact.  I wonder where that was supposed to go and what it was supposed to imply, because I don't think they take up that subject again.  Unless it's just a throwaway line to explain how an entire army was created without them knowing about it, not to mention the presence of Darth Maul, and Darth Sidious and Darth Tyranus for that matter.  Really falling down on the job, guys.

Anakin has a nightmare about Shmi and decides he needs to go rescue her.  Wonder how long he's been having them.

So I guess Obi-Wan made himself a new lightsabre, and it's blue again.  What did he do with Qui Gonn's lightsabre?

In Obi-Wan's fight with Jango, why doesn't he use a Force push?  Wouldn't that dispatch Jango faster?  See, still need to know the rules about Force push and why they don't just use them all the time.

Anakin returns to Tattoine and Watto tells him that he sold Shmi to Cliegg Lars, who is a farmer, and Cliegg married her.  So Cliegg bought himself a wife.  Not sure how I feel about that.  I guess it was a better life for Shmi?  I presume she had the choice to stay or leave, to marry him or not?

Obi-Wan follows Jango to Geonosis after he put a tracker on Slave I.

Anakin and Padme go to the Lars homestead and meet Owen (Cliegg's son) and Beru, Owen's girlfriend.  Oh, so Uncle Owen really is Luke's uncle, since Anakin and Owen are sort of brothers by the marriage of their parents.  Anakin arrived just too late though, as he is told that Shmi was taken by Tusken Raiders only a month prior.  Maybe he started having nightmares about her after she was kidnapped.

The Trade Federation Viceroy and Count Dooku are at the battle droid factory on Geonosis.  So the battle droids are for the Trade Federation.

But Count Dooku is playing both sides of the fight?  He recruited Jango to make the clones for the Republic, but he's also overseeing the production of the battle droids for the Trade Federation.  He's arming both sides of the coming war.

Anakin finds Shmi, but it's too late as she dies in his arms.  He's so angry and can't control it, resulting in him slaughtering the entire tribe.  He eventually confesses the murder to Padme.  The look on her face as he's telling her.  But then I guess she lets it go?  I mean, she looks horrified as he's telling her, but then she changes and seems to soften and then goes to comfort him.  I get he was angry and why he was angry, but that seems like a lot for her to just smooth over.  Nice use of the Imperial March theme in that scene.

Mace tells Anakin to protect Padme, but it's clear that Obi-Wan needs help, but Anakin refuses to leave her.  Padme basically forces his hand by deciding that she's going to help Obi-Wan, so Anakin has to go with her.  All of Padme's stubbornness was passed down straight to Leia.

As acting senator, Jar Jar is manipulated into calling for a vote to give Chancellor Palpatine emergency powers to authorize the creation of the clones, after the fact, since they're already in the process of being made.  Oh, that's why he wasn't in danger of being killed, because he was going to be easy to manipulate.

Qui Gonn was Count Dooku's apprentice.  Count Dooku tells Obi-Wan about corruption in the Imperial Senate and how Darth Sidious is controlling multiple senators.  Is Count Dooku's influence what made Qui Gonn rebellious against the Jedi Council?  And why is Count Dooku telling Obi-Wan this and asking Obi-Wan to join him in destroying the Sith when Count Dooku is a secret Sith?  Is he just sowing discord and suspicion everywhere?

On Geonosis, when Padme falls onto the manufacturing assembly line, her avoiding all the various mechanisms was like running the gauntlet in Galaxy Quest.

Anakin and Padme in the gladiator arena reminded me of the Hunger Games.  But why do they have an arena for this?  Is it something that happens often?  What are those creatures kept around for?

Three dangerous creatures are unleashed on the trio.  Anakin manages to sort of tame the horned dude and helps Padme with the kitty while Obi-Wan gets away from crabbie. Aww, I liked that kitty, much like I like the rancor in "Return of the Jedi".  I want that kitty.

The fight between the Jedi and the battle droids was pretty awesome.  Hard to keep track of all the lightsabres and colors though.

Why don't all the Jedi use Force push against the battle droids?  Yep, still fixated on the Force push.

Mace killed Jango, which Boba sees.  Aww, poor kid.  That would not make him fond of Jedi.

Yoda and the clones arrive.  When I first saw this, my head exploded from seeing Yoda commanding troopers.  And then, we're supposed to be rooting for stormtroopers.  How weird is that, given the events of the original trilogy?

So the Geonosians originally designed the Death Star and were planning to build it?  Then when that didn’t work, the Empire did it themselves and then brought Galen Erso in to help?

I want Yoda's lightsabre.  I'd totally buy that if they offered it at Dok's.

Count Dooku escapes and reports back to Darth Sidious, who is pleased with the news.  Seeds of discontent and disruption have been sown on both sides.

So they're preparing for a war.  But who are we supposed to root for?  Generally, I guess we'd root for the Republic since that appears to be the side that the Jedi are backing, but we know that the Senate is controlled by the nefarious Chancellor Palpatine.  If we root against the Republic, then we'd be rooting for the separatists, who are led by the Trade Federation, and we were already rooting against them in the prior film.  But we also know that the Trade Federation is aligned with Count Dooku, and that ultimately, control goes to Darth Sidious aka Chancellor Palpatine.  I think that's why I find this movie so confusing, every time I saw it when it initially came out, and even during this re-watch.  You don't know who to root for because there really isn't any side to root for.  Palpatine is controlling both sides of the war.  Even the Jedi are misguided.

So at the end, when Anakin and Padme get married, I remember the third time we saw it was with a particular set of friends.  After the movie, they were marvelling at Anakin's metal hand.  We were confused because we'd seen the metal hand every time.  This was the friends' first time seeing a digital version of the film (remember when digital was a thing that wasn't very available?), and they said that when they'd seen the regular version of the film, it was just his hand.  And we remembered that George Lucas, infamous for never wanting to finish a movie, was still messing with the film right up until release.  The film versions had to be finished first because they needed to be duplicated and distributed to theatres, but he could work on the digital version right up until the end, so if you saw a digital screening of the film, you saw Anakin's metal hand, but if you saw a regular filmed version, you didn't.  At least that's my understanding since I never saw his regular hand because the three times we saw the film during its initial release, it was a digital screening.


Wednesday, March 15, 2023

Mickey and Minnie's Runaway Railway - spoiler pictures of Disneyland queue and surrounding Toontown area

We had been able to ride Mickey and Minnie's Runaway Railway at Disney Hollywood Studios in early October of 2021, and we loved the ride. I was so excited when I heard that it was coming to Disneyland, so I've been eagerly awaiting its opening. Luckily, we were able to get a preview ride with a limited crowd before the ride opened. The major difference between the ride at Disneyland and the ride at Walt Disney World is the queue. The queue in Toontown at Disneyland is all new, and it's really amazing. The queue is pretty much half the experience of the entire attraction, even moreso than on rides like Star Tours and the Indiana Jones Adventure. There are even more fun things to look at than in the queue for Roger Rabbit's Car Toon Spin.

You can see some elements in the queue if you use the Lightning Lane entrance, but you have to go through the regular stand-by queue if you want to see everything.

Following are pictures from the things in the queue that most caught my attention, as well as pictures of the outside of the attraction and the surrounding Toontown area. I hope you get to experience it all for yourself in person.

 

A slightly different look for the entrance to Toontown. This picture was taken the day before the official opening of Mickey and Minnie's Runaway Railway, during the time when cast members were given an opportunity to preview the ride, with the press event that evening.

 


 

The former area with the Roger Rabbit fountain has been turned into a little park / play area with artificial grass and some benches. Very pretty. In subsequent days when Runaway Railway no longer required a virtual queue and entrance into Toontown was not restricted, families with children definitely took advantage of the area to let their little ones run around and have fun, as well as burning off energy.

 


 


 

For our preview, it was exciting on our walk towards Runaway Railway. Construction walls were up as the rest of Toontown is not yet open.

 


 

I love the attraction logo for the ride. This was on signs just at the entrance of Toontown.

 


 

Walking up to Runaway Railway, and there is the El Capitoon in all her beauty!

 


 


 


 


 

I'd bought an El Capitoon spirit jersey at the D23 Expo last year, so I made sure to wear it to the preview.

 


 

Before you even enter the inside queue, the outside box office has so many things to look at!

This is the ticket window for the El Capitoon. I love that they made the facade a theatre a la The El Capitan in Hollywood. Really an ingenious idea.

 


 

You could be eligible for a Mickey Mouse Club discount. Remember your sweater!

 


 

There are so many things to see just on the desktop alone. I turned one of the pictures upside down to make some of the items easier to read. Looks like the Beagle family has a history of writing bad checks. And it looks like someone was in such a hurry that they forgot to put their lipstick away.

 


 


 


 


 

Some post-its on the wall. I use post-its to remind myself of things too. Or just to write random notes for other people.

 


 

The front post-it is one of my favorite non-ride things about this attraction. Love the shout-out to Tilly, who is the ticket taker at the Main Street Cinema on Main Street U.S.A. in Disneyland.

 


 

Here's Tilly. She has different seasonal outfits during the year. She is currently sporting her Disney 100 attire, complete with name tag.

 


 


 

Being the sign and credits nerd that I am, this is my absolute favorite non-ride thing about this attraction. That first paragraph is required and can be found on all attractions. That second paragraph is decidedly NOT! It's like the legal disclaimer at the end of the movie "Airplane" that ends with "So there." I love it because it's the kind of thing that most people don't read at all, so for those of us that do, you get a bonus laugh.

 


 

No weird additional language in this sign. It's just to let you know what kind of ride it is and what you might be mindful of.

 


 

A plaque for the El Capitoon Theatre. Read all the way to the end!

 


 

Carpet with the El Capitoon logo as you step into the foyer of the theatre.

 


 

One of the many brilliant posters showing a Toon adaptation of a live-action film. Who wouldn't love to buy this poster or have this art on a t-shirt or magnet?

 


 

Just inside the foyer, you can oftentimes choose to participate in or skip the photo op for the Perfect Picnic animated short you're about to see. So cute!

 


 

The El Capitoon emblem at the top of the columns in the foyer. See the Hidden Mickey in the popcorn around the middle just above the bucket line? There's a circle that's above and in the middle of, from the left, the fourth and fifth dots at the top of the bucket. That's the Mickey head. There are then two mis-shapen ears on top of the circle. And the bucket in the logo looks like a film strip. (Raise your hand if you know what a film strip is...)

 


 

As you make your way through the queue, you encounter this display of El Capitoon history.

 


 

The hot dog is my favorite part of the entire El Capitoon history board. It looks pretty fresh for being so old!

 


 

The wheel from Steamboat Willie and the accompanying sign. You can actually turn the wheel, though it doesn't move easily.

 


 


 

A prop from the animated short "Plane Crazy".

 


 

A prop drum from the animated short "Band Concert".

 


 

The Sorcerer's book, with water damage from the flood caused by apprentice Mickey. I attended an event with a few of the Imagineers who worked on this project, and one of them said they were having a hard time getting the absolutely perfect look while using PhotoShop and other programs. So they used ink to write on paper and then dunked the papers in the sink and bathtub in their own homes, and then they dried out the papers and scanned them in to figure out how to get the proper look. They even held up some of the said papers. It was fantastic.

 


 

The sign for the Sorcerer's book.

 


 

For personal reasons, the inclusion of Sorcerer Mickey in almost anything brings me joy and tears of sadness at the same time. This one has a special effect in that periodically, the hat levitates.

 


 

Pile of books on the Sorcerer's throne.

 


 

Props from the animated short "Brave Little Tailor". Yep, puns galore everywhere!

 


 

Prop cake from the animated short "Mickey's Birthday Party". They tested out the cake so you don't have to.

 


 

On a speaker in the Mousercise section, I noticed that it's the Sorcerer's choice.

 


 

"The Wrong Door" is the name of one of the other movies supposedly being shown at the El Capitoon. It's also an inside joke for Imagineer Allie Wong. There are lots of personal references throughout the queue for various Imagineers, per custom / practice. For instance, in the scene from the Christmas party, the cards on the fireplace mantle are the names of the children of some of the Imagineers. There is also a reference to another of the Imagineer's children in the candy at the snack bar. Oftentimes, when you see a mix of two letters and numbers, that's a reference to someone's birth date. There are lots of those in the queue for Star Tours, including references to George Lucas and John Williams.

 


 

Since I have a personal affinity for Potatoland, I really enjoyed seeing the props.

 


 


 


 

The snack bar of the El Capitoon is chock full of treats and other surprises.

 


 

You can buy a tub of cotton candy or a tub of cotton! The cotton could come in handy if you're seeing a movie that will make you cry since cotton is so absorbent.

 


 

Witch Hazel nut candy. That could be tasty. Or deadly. Or both!

 


 

Chocolate chip (and dale!) cookies. I feel like they should have acorns in them too.

 


 

I don't know why there was a container of chocolate candies with a cat shaped one in it, but I'm here for that.

 


 

Hmmm, can't make a purchase here.

 


 

The amounts on the cash registers show the release date of the iconic animated short "Steamboat Willie". Pet peeve of mine - no, he's not named Steamboat Mickey.

 



 

Oh, here are the acorns to go with the chocolate chip (and dale) cookies!

 


 

Poppy on the popcorn container looks really cute and reminds me of the snowgies from "Frozen 2".

 


 

There are Hidden Mickeys and hidden other things in this bin of popcorn.

 


 

Just like in Disneyland proper, the popcorn machines have themed workers.

 


 

Free candy offer, but it's not good in February because it has fewer days.

 


 

I was too excited to see the Potatoland poster.

 


 

Having one of each spelling on containers made me laugh because yeah, I've wondered. Love the reference to Figaro! On a different note, did you know that catsup / ketchup hasn't always been made of tomatoes? That's why, though tomato ketchup seems redundant, it's not.

 


 

The play on words here made me laugh too.

 


 

At first glance, it looks like your normal array of condiments. (I do hate when people make a mess on the snack counter at the movies. Clean up after yourselves, folks!)

 


 

BBQ? Not really sure what you'd put that on. I'm not sure I'd enjoy that on a hot dog. I defnitely wouldn't enjoy that on popcorn, at least not BBQ flavor in liquid form. Maybe a topping you shake on would be ok. Love the shout-out to Smoke Tree Ranch.

 


 

Shhhh, don't tell them that "secret sauce" just includes mayonnaise! Ignore the expiration date - they do!

 


 

Relish is always good on a hot dog. Some might not prefer the dill version, though.

 


 

Ummm, is this for the hot dog, or the popcorn, or the nachos?

 


 

How do you keep this on a dish or in a container if it burns through the countertop?

 


 

It's time for us to see our movie! Read the little bit under "theater 3".

 


 

Such a lovely poster for "Perfect Picnic". I love the colorful hues and cheery nature - how could anything go wrong? Nothing can stop us now!

 


 

I like the *other* orange bird too, but I *REALLY* like this orange birdie. It's so cute!

 


 

Orange birdie on the ride. Depending on what part of the cycle you see, you might see little birdies hatch and then fly away.

 


 

"See ya 'reel' soon." Do people know what film reels are?

 


 

Not-so-hidden Mickey in the reels at the exit.

 


 

Lots of people might miss this - after you exit the ride and head back through the blown-up screen, turn around to see "The End"."

 


 

In EngineEar Souvenirs, Professor Ludwig Von Drake can teach you some train talk.

 


 

When you enter EngineEar Souvenirs, turn around and look up to see the Toontown railway schedule. After what you just went through, do you want to get on another train? Maybe check to make sure the engineer isn't Goofy first.

Maybe I can catch a train to Endor. I tried to take a starspeeder, but it never made it there, and I'm so late for a meeting.

 


 

After our preview ride, I expected to be deposited into the corresponding store, but I was shocked to see that it wasn't open yet. It didn't open with the opening of the attraction, and it has recently opened with limited merchandise, with more promised for the grand re-opening of Toontown on March 19.

 


 

The puzzle pieces on the floor of the store were interesting.

 


 

EngineEar Souvenirs sign on the floor. Oh, that's where we are.

 


 

What can you expect to see inside EngineEar Souvenirs? Miniature railroads and full-scale fun! When it opens completely.

 


 

The view of the EngineEar Souvenirs store facade next to the ticket booth for the El Capitoon Theatre.

 


 

A closer look at the EngineEar Souvenirs store sign.

 


 

Look at the train on top, with Mickey in the cab. How cute! Love the "Toonliner"!

 


 

Cinema staff only inside the El Capitoon ticket booth.

 


 

Love the labels on the trash cans.

 


 

The nearby buildings are going through their own changes, with some new businesses moving in.

 


 


 


 


 


 

The El Capitoon and the Toontown hills at night.

 


 


 

Look carefully at the hills, and you'll see Walt's Barn and a tribute to the windmill from the animated short "The Old Mill".

 


 

Even the construction walls have not-so-hidden Mickeys.

 


 

I was really disappointed to see that they'd changed the restroom signs in Toontown. Even if they wanted to change it from Jessica and Roger Rabbit, they could have found something else to theme it to. Instead, they decided to echo the muted colors of the new hills. I have the unreasonable hope that this was a temporary change, just so they could have the restrooms open for guests going on Runaway Railway, and that brighter and more fun signs will debut with the actual re-opening of Toontown, but I don't want to set myself up for further disappointment. So many things done right, but this was definitely a giant miss.

 


 


 


 


 

The outside of the El Capitoon is even more gorgeous when it's nighttime, and the lights come on.

 


 


 


 

Should it be "Mickey's and Minnie's Runaway Railway" instead of "Mickey and Minnie's"? I'm never sure about that when there's a compound noun. Maybe it depends on what you want it to mean. If it's "Mickey's and Minnie's", it's individual ownership as separate entities, so it's 50/50 ownership. If it's "Mickey and Minnie's", then it's treating Mickey and Minnie as one entity, so it's joint ownership. (See now why I love that little extra bit on the ticket booth?)

 


 

Here's some video of the gorgeous facade of the El Capitoon with the changing lights.

 


 

I loved the El Capitoon facade all lit up, but I was even more fixated on the lighting changes on the sign itself.

 


 


 


 

Some video of the changing lights on the El Capitoon sign.

 


 

Walked around a bit after our rides, and it was nice to see Bennie the Cab and the Roger Rabbit sign again - freshly painted and so pretty and sparkly.

 


 


 

The dalmatian puppy is still keeping watch at the fire house. Ever notice that the fire house number is 101?

 


 


 

Here's that park area at night. So peaceful. Well, it was at that time. Not so much nowadays, I expect.

 


 


 

The poster for Runaway Railway. Love all the included elements from the ride.

 


 

I always like the graphics that are developed to accompany a ride that has a virtual queue. For the first few weeks, when you were able to get into the queue and your group progressed through the wait, here was some of what you'd see. I love that the train pulls in front of the El Capitoon when you're good to go. And then you pulled up the bar code to be scanned to enter the El Capitoon.

 


 


 


 

 

 

Hope you've enjoyed the tour!